Well, except that's not a complete test of whether a string is a URL, with lots of false positives and false negatives in its future. But you knew this and would never use that in code others relied on.
...and also being cynical is meant as cover to normalise one's own selfish actions with the excuse that it's only "the way of the world." Don't forget that people seek unfair advantage by purging themselves of moral responsibility, and cynicism is a great narrative tool for that.
Let's pass a law that banks must not resist bankrobbers, and that bankrobbers must stop robbing banks, and then pretend we've solved banks being robbed. What's the practical effect of that law? The lawmakers, not owning a bank, don't care, but their voters do love some bankrobbers, so...
That's a very worthwhile way to spend the day. Good on you!
This is what a person who's never been to Missouri might say.
I get the sentiment, but mixing two flavours of bullshit does not produce a clear liquid. Both tribes have their shibboleths;;; the truth lies beyond them.
You are doing the right thing in striving to keep a clear mind. That's the state where you can make progress getting to like yourself more. Don't focus so much on expectations that others will fill a void. You are an undiscovered country all yourself, things to learn, interests to explore. You are made of potential energy!
I've lost my $8 million salary down at the Transgender Mice Factory, and all you can do is laugh.
The part that makes no sense is saying Republicans take a pledge to anti-Semitism (false) analogous to how Democrats espouse Critical Theory (true). The idea that CT hides a deeper goal I agree with. How do you read this point?
Democrats are not crazed anti-Semites? 100% Dem makeup of pro-Hamas terrorist matches in Blue State cities all over America. Did you somehow miss that? And which party is associated with extreme affinity with AIPAC? If I understand you, your facts are way off base.
I've succeeded in testing my Blossom server, whilst also making myself hungry. 
After (maybe?) setting up my haven server. 
An entirely idiotic hot take intended to salvage the destruction of sport for half of the human race. You're young enough to be able to look back at this time in history and identify your own youthful idiocy in attempting to enforce the erasure of the dignity and respect of half of our species. For social media likes no less. Worse than knowing nothing, you are perfectly fine with knowing nothing.