wbai recommended this btw
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it's 8:11 est and i'd like to do an irl assessment for a sec
i am almost forty
i know how to say that in mohawk
im not sure i remember how to kiss
i just got home from the pharmacy on an errand for more lidocaine where i impulse purchased a vibrating foot roller
the thing i've been most stoked about for the last hour is the death of a poly guy
im pretty sure as a fact he does not deserve the honor of dying by bear mauling while cross country skiing, it needs to be something way more mundane and stupid for me to feel satisfied
the vibrating foot roller is not for me
i didnt get that to misuse on my pussy or anywhere else on my body
it is in hopes this helps my dad so i stop getting phonecalls at 3am to massage his feet
Wolves
by Yuliya Tsukerman
cos i definitely do need to send some "im so happy you are dead" flowers whether im dead first or not
in 2026 i am establishing a wonderful relationship with a florist
a family florist
the kids want to take on the business
and i am gonna pay them in advance should anything happen to me
are people gonna be that invested when alex karp dies? is there gonna be drama like that
if he is still with his two chicks at the time, do they both come to the funeral? is it gonna be like a charles brandon, first duke of suffolk (played wonderfully by henry cavill) funeral from showtime's the tudors? like there is clearly a main chick and the wife in all but name but he loved the other one way more but she is treated super poorly cos the main chick is more official but the main chick hates him and so you feel really bad for the crying side chick who is the only one who actually cares
what an obituary that's gonna be one day
if i die first i'll reincarnate just to be able to read it
ya know, the niche geographically monogamous kind
gotta go to all my cross country ski huts to reset mouse traps or the mice will gnaw thru the boxes and start eating the quinoa protein pasta. but i cant expect anyone else to absorb that much sky radiation over the mice it isnt fair.
does he describes himself as poly
like do you think he says: "Hi I'm Alex Karp. I'm Poly"
that's via wikipedia!
As of 2025, Alex Karp is in long-term relationships with two women. He was described as "geographically monogamous"
lmao
"we're furious and jacked
that's the new wave"
https://blossom.primal.net/c5d60a479534c31acca191f3b29f157121e91f12a16eb27220ba4e78b3819105.mov
imagine being caught having a wandering eye at ninety two by your wife
when she is still with you and amazing enough to give a fuck
bullshit from the fucking jump
at least grateful it was on the door to spare my time
antimood
is antimoon
is antimother
no thanks
the first fucking sentence is "Freedom is not a mood."
im
out
what the fuck
can block or can be intense like if they post a lot scroll back a whole year randomly and then comment