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NOSTRPUNK
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Future Dystopian Warlord, & Amateur Boogie Boarder from a timeline where heelys are still cool.

It's 5:00 a.m. pussy.

Get up and jackhammer this day like the pornstar you fantasize to be.

GM.

Drinking heineken because the marketing makes me feel sophisticated.

Training my dog over the past two weeks to deliver 1 bark per visitor on the property.

He nailed it all day.

He got his own steak.

#opsec

I'm preparing to start guerilla gardening Citronella in The preserve that my property backs up to has a permaculture inspired attempt at mosquito control.

Subverting the government to protect my family.

Become ungovernable.

**Beware.**

The noster is a psyop for cypherpunks and ancaps.

This will melt your brain. After one year of #nostronly talking politics or economics to your therapist or bound to get you labeled with some kind of personality disorder.

This cannot be reversed.

Freedom will be paid for in Bitcoin, earned by gladiators fighting in my citadel.

Act accordingly.

Recreation in whichever form you choose is not a luxury. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to have fun.

Children change things.

Before I was comfortable sleeping under the stars.

Now I need a safe neighborhood, 4 bdr, 3baths, on a dead end st. Preferably in a place with other families in the same stage of life.

And a jet ski.

Because a jet ski in your 30's is worth more than a yacht in your 60's.

Dexter is the only cinematic universe that matters now. All others are hereby canceled.

Just be sure to announce "GM" every time you have a bowel movement.

But they don't have a block chain. This is impossible.