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The Fockin’ Fury
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Web2 product guy since 2011. Bitcoin holder since 2017. Node runner since 2020. Recovering NFT degenerate since 2022. Relayer since 2023.

5% fee is crazy though. Stripe and Shopify Pay (which is just white-labeled stripe) is just over half as expensive last time I checked.

As a retail product guy, this kind of stuff is what gets me most excited about bitcoin. It’s a whole new set of payment rails for eCommerce.

Does something like this exist?

I’m looking for an app that’s available as a docker image that listens for inbound and outbound payments and can hit a push notification service (like pushover.net) or fire a webhook each time a payment happens?

My use case is that I’m looking for more instantaneous feedback when I receive a zap, or when Zapple Pay successfully completes a payment.

I remember my first experience looking at porn as a young lad.

Blazing fast 28.8K connection on a new Apple PowerPC. Latest version of Netscape Navigator. Took at least 3 minutes for the jpeg to load in. I lucked out because nobody in my house picked up the phone while it was loading. The lady wasn’t even that hot after all that. 2/10 would not recommend.

Kids these days will never understand.

This is the story behind so many invasive species and it kills me.

Oh I know one: go to any Home Depot and you can find Wisteria sinensis (Chinese Wisteria) on sale for $10. Plant it in your garden and it’ll tear your house down in less than a decade if not managed.

Never mind the fact that W. frutescens (American Wisteria) is native, non-invasive in the US, and also just as beautiful. We want that easy-growing shit, forget that it’ll choke everything within 50ft.

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Testing self hosted Lightning address service with NIP-57 support.

Anyone mind giving this note a small zap to see if it shows up on your client?

There’s no place like home

You should post those on r/bedbugs, then sit back and watch the karma roll in as people on that sub confirm that, yes, those are indeed bed bugs.

Did that to my wife with some Steely Dan while she was pregnant. Baby was thrilled, wife was horrified.

Have you tried turning it off and on again? If it POSTs successfully you should get at least 20 seconds of zoomies.

Wait hold up a sec … nostr:npub1hklphk7fkfdgmzwclkhshcdqmnvr0wkfdy04j7yjjqa9lhvxuflsa23u2k what privileges do I need to enable on the macaroon? I only have “create invoices” enabled but do I need to have others enabled so that (I’m guessing…) updated invoice status triggers a broadcast of the NIP-57 event?

Just answered my own question. I baked a new macaroon with invoices:create, invoices:read and payments:read and lo, inbound zaps work! The macaroon might be a tad permissive but I’m not too worried about extra read permissions for those things.

Mind zapping this note a small amount to confirm?

That looks sweet… LN addresses and nostr wallet connect in one package! But I’m a smooth brain so prefer pre baked docker images. Nostdress seems to be working but I see a timeout in NIP-57 payments in my logs. Shame, might need to go back to custodial services for inbound zaps.

The timeout suggests some sort of networking error but I’m not sure what ports I’d need to open, and I dunno why invoice creation would work but not broadcasting payment receipt?

Hmm must be a config issue on Nostdress. Is that what you use? I’m gonna have to have a peek later