yeah, but you're wicket smart

#Education #time to #zap #Nostr 🥂

This list contains all of the letters you need to crack this seed. These are the exact first 4 and 3 letters of the seed words in the phrase.

A story that illustrates why I will never orange pill anyone ever again.

2015- Attempt to orange pill friend multiple times. No dice. Totally uninterested.

2019- He asks me if now is a good time to get into bitcoin. “It’s always a good time”. I set him up with a HW wallet and tell him DCA and chill.

2019- Friend calls me a few months later, he wants to put the down payment money for his house into bitcoin, but he’s nervous. I say no worries I will backstop your investment. What’re friends for?! I want you to succeed. He now has a no risk investment. Financed by me.

2020: Friend is doing well. Has been stacking hard and has 2 coins. A great stack for his income.

2021: He starts watching cringey YouTube videos about shitcoin trading. Gets into a private telegram, trades his 2 bitcoin into 4 and then gets rug pulled and loses everything.

2021: He’s near suicidal, very dark times. He doesn’t tell me anything because he knows I warned him about trading and thinks I’ll be disappointed in him. Finally he tells me. I help him get a personal loan so he can take advantage of the remainder of the bull run. He sells at 55k and manages to break even. He’s not up but he’s got his house money back.

2023: We’re out drinking with some other friends from high school. He expresses some jealousy towards me in a semi awkward fashion. “Every time I see this dude (me) I think about bitcoin.”

2024: I meet up with him so the kids can play at the park. Vibe is off. Lots of insecurity and tension. They’re going on a trip to San Diego and I ask if they might go to the zoo while there. “I can’t afford that. That’s for rich people like you”. Odd interaction, but I shake it off.

2024: A few weeks later he gets drunk and hits on my wife via text messages. She shows me immediately and I confront him. He’s like “sorry bro I was drunk I didn’t mean it”. I tell him off and make clear this is the last time we will ever speak.

No good deed goes unpunished. I could not have been nicer to this dude and more helpful along the way and he is fully consumed by envy towards me.

Unfortunate.

Does that mean I have to only do it on a browser where it is open or can I leave Mutiny online in the background of a phone?

Mutiny has to be open in order for the lightning channel to be online before you can zap. Idk if that helps.

It sucked lol, now it blistered so I think it’s going to leave a mark 🥲

Holy shit, that’s awesome nostr:note194nmchajmurm9w0fk8ga2x0ce6jyhfthmetf79y9x889p4g5c3zsgfyuty

lol I didn’t listen 🤦‍♀️ nostr:note1qete3hjjqaq2nqn08spz7l0w4pxpa5l294dh3mssk6pex6e6rg5s0qanzx

Hey #zapathon enjoyers! Nice work overwhelming Primal’s infrastructure. Our apologies, the Primal Wallet is down atm; you can’t send or receive payments. You can just see your balance and transaction history. We are working to bring it back up, stay tuned.

Rest assured, we are improving the system and hope to be better prepared for the next #zapathon!

I love bull market Joe.

All your UTXOs are spam.

Compete against the spam.

Stop trying to fight it.

Create something so economically valuable that value transfer on the bitcoin network outcompetes arbitrary data.

To achieve this, we need onchain efficiency.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS AT 100K?