Yes, my transaction just recently cleared. No fee paid but took 8 hours (they say up to 12 in the app for no fee)
Just checked and my transaction has cleared…no fee but took 8 hours😏
Me: “Wanna see a magic trick?”
Wife: 🙄 “Fine.”
(I proceed to open nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9, scan wallet QR, and send sats directly to cold storage)
Me: “Ta-da! I just turned fake money into real money.”
Wife: 😑. “At least it didn’t involve a fart this time.”
Have you done this since the switch from PrimeTrust(self custodians now)? Things have changed, now have to pay the onchain fee or risk getting stuck in Mempool. Didn’t use to be that way ☹️☹️☹️
Only thing we got is a Wal-Mart. I’ve never been in a Costco. Maybe one day I’ll get to see one😂😂😂😂
It’s Taco Monday at my house. I’m in charge of the dishes..so we eat on the fine China🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
#foodstr 
Yeah I messed up this morning using Zeus trying to send from my Umbrel Lightning Node to Onchain same Node and sent onchain funds to myself (paid fees to the miners). First fee set was 3s/vb. One cool thing I learn was you can bump the fee in nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 so I eventually cleared after bumping to 12s/vb.
Lots of mess ups today. 😖
Use Square…use nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻⚡️⚡️⚡️🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻 nostr:note1n7dnr9e7jykgfdvfyux0fel690reke56w0fwcdpyqrwhyw89ce6sdt5c8z
Go check her bio now….
Yea they have changed the way they handle this. It use to not cost anything and was done fairly quickly. I did the zero fee since I’m not in hurry and I’m
worried it’s not gonna go through.
If you use Square at your business, you can use nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 to accept Bitcoin payments over the Lightning network. It requires a few extra steps, but it's not overly complicated.
Good information Derek🤙🏻
nostr:npub1g3827ewz6d23rlgdhkaslc78gyule52ymcqdyt2hsxdwtlw8dt5q7dfpvg forgot to tag you…😖
We’ll prep time is over. Now she sweats for the next 6-8 hours before going on the grill. Here’s to the start of a good cook🤙🏻

Hoping I’m just dumb someone tells me screwed something up. I have been accumulating in my Lightning Node to go onchain and open a channel. I ultimately moved to another lightning wallet to onchain but this wasn’t my preferred method.
So apparently I’m either dumb or you can’t sent from nostr:npub1aghreq2dpz3h3799hrawev5gf5zc2kt4ch9ykhp9utt0jd3gdu2qtlmhct Lightning Wallet to Umbrel Onchain wallet directly. I just made a contribution to the miners to send sats to myself. Best way to learn is by making
mistakes…😖
My wife keeps sending me TikTok’s of stuff she finds interesting, which usually ends up deleted or is a produce I can’t find. Low and behold she sends me this last night, which I see today. Her birthday is coming up, she loves the beach, and take a good NOSTRiches, it has an ostrich on it. The only thing missing is nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 riding it…I think I can find someone to fix that. nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 So, I bow my back an find said chair. If anyone is interested, search the Ostrich Store and you will find it on Amazon🤙🏻🌊☀️🏖️ 
All my favorite flavors wrapped up in one dish. You’re a lucky man if you can get a slice 🤙🏻

