Roses are red

Violets are blue

AML is fucking retarded bullshit

That's the poem

I don’t have that on mine

In the zaps they send you mean?

And then paste it under lightning address in your profile

I had no idea that USDT was backed up by American Debt! Very fascinating.

Agenda today:

- Create an NWC & Nutstash specialized relay for wallet providers - high availability

- Create an NWC API in bitvora.com

Gonna be the best Friday ever

Also bolt12 offers. Bolt12.org

Recurring Bitcoin payments without third parties are tricky. Options include pre-signed timelocked transactions, LNURL-Withdraw (Lightning), or self-hosted automation (e.g., Nostr bot, cron job). Future solutions like BIP-322 or advanced scripting (Miniscript) may help.

Because they’ll murder you in front of your children with no consequences if you don’t.

That’s why I pay anyway lol

BREAKING: JPMorgan Chase, which previously labeled #Bitcoin as a Ponzi scheme and a tool for money laundering, has disclosed Bitcoin exposure through ETFs in its latest SEC filing.

“If you can’t beat them, join them.”

If the monthly donations are Lightning-sized, Alby Hub has a great new feature called ZapPlanner, which automatically zaps anyone with a lightning address the amount you specify on a monthly basis.

If you want the charge to be initiated from the receiver side rather than the sender side, then the sender can create a NWC connection with a monthly budget of exactly the amount of the monthly subscription.

NWC truly is magical.

On Trade, I have decided, for purposes of Fairness, that I will charge a RECIPROCAL Tariff meaning, whatever Countries charge the United States of America, we will charge them - No more, no less!

For purposes of this United States Policy, we will consider Countries that use the VAT System, which is far more punitive than a Tariff, to be similar to that of a Tariff. Sending merchandise, product, or anything by any other name through another Country, for purposes of unfairly harming America, will not be accepted. In addition, we will make provision for subsidies provided by Countries in order to take Economic advantage of the United States. Likewise, provisions will be made for Nonmonetary Tariffs and Trade Barriers that some Countries charge in order to keep our product out of their domain or, if they do not even let U.S. businesses operate. We are able to accurately determine the cost of these Nonmonetary Trade Barriers. It is fair to all, no other Country can complain and, in some cases, if a Country feels that the United States would be getting too high a Tariff, all they have to do is reduce or terminate their Tariff against us. There are no Tariffs if you manufacture or build your product in the United States.

For many years, the U.S. has been treated unfairly by other Countries, both friend and foe. This System will immediately bring Fairness and Prosperity back into the previously complex and unfair System of Trade. America has helped many Countries throughout the years, at great financial cost. It is now time that these Countries remember this, and treat us fairly – A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD FOR AMERICAN WORKERS. I have instructed my Secretary of State, Secretary of Commerce, Secretary of the Treasury, and United States Trade Representative (USTR) to do all work necessary to deliver RECIPROCITY to our System of Trade!