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More funny English:

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.

Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

#grownostr #humor #funnyEnglish

Funny English.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

#grownostr #FunnyEnglish #humor

#grownostr #coffeechain #Portugal

#grownostr #coffeechain #Portugal

More funny English.

In a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."

In a hotel in Athens: Vistors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

#grownostr #humor #funnyEnglish

Jellyfish on the beach. So fascinating.

#grownostr #beachlife #Portugal

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More funny English.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the net day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."

In a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the left backwards, and only when lit up."

#grownostr #humor #funnyEnglish

Funny English

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

#grownostr #humor #funnyenglish

#coffeechain #grownostr #Portugal

Funny English from The Times of India 1991

A Safety sign near a school -- "Don't kill a child." A childish scrawl beneath it read -- "WAIT FOR THE TEACHER."

#grownostr #humor

#grownostr #coffeechain #Portugal

Sign on a beauty parlour: "We curl up and dye for you"

#grownostr #humor

Today's lunch. Bacalhau com natas (literally as "cod with double cream") is a popular way of cooking salt cod (bacalhau) in Portugal. Delicious.

#grownostr #Portugal

Can't stop buying seeds. Here are my latest purchases.

Harvested in the wild fields of central Portugal.

#grownostr #permaculture #Portugal #wildedibles

Had a wonderful morning touring The Orchard of Flavors, a permaculture based botanical garden of edible plants in the Algarve in Portugal. The photos I took do not give a good idea of what there is, but here is a link to their website:

https://www.orchardofflavours.com/

Have a look at this food forest that was established only about 3 years ago.

#grownostr #permaculture #foodforest #agroecology #algarve #portugal

Scenes from today's walk.

Beach

Partial carcass of cuttlefish

Here is just the bone of a cuttlefish like you seen in bird cages

Herd of goats grazing

#grownostr #portugal #algarve #beach #goats