More funny English:
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Funny English.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
#grownostr #FunnyEnglish #humor

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More funny English.
In a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
In a hotel in Athens: Vistors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
#grownostr #humor #funnyEnglish
Jellyfish on the beach. So fascinating.

#grownostr #beachlife #Portugal

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More funny English.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for the net day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
In a Leipzig elevator: "Do not enter the left backwards, and only when lit up."
#grownostr #humor #funnyEnglish
Funny English
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
#grownostr #humor #funnyenglish

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Funny English from The Times of India 1991
A Safety sign near a school -- "Don't kill a child." A childish scrawl beneath it read -- "WAIT FOR THE TEACHER."
#grownostr #humor

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Sign on a beauty parlour: "We curl up and dye for you"
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That lunch you had sounds amazing too.
Today's lunch. Bacalhau com natas (literally as "cod with double cream") is a popular way of cooking salt cod (bacalhau) in Portugal. Delicious.

#grownostr #Portugal
Can't stop buying seeds. Here are my latest purchases.

Harvested in the wild fields of central Portugal.
#grownostr #permaculture #Portugal #wildedibles
Had a wonderful morning touring The Orchard of Flavors, a permaculture based botanical garden of edible plants in the Algarve in Portugal. The photos I took do not give a good idea of what there is, but here is a link to their website:
https://www.orchardofflavours.com/
Have a look at this food forest that was established only about 3 years ago.
#grownostr #permaculture #foodforest #agroecology #algarve #portugal
Scenes from today's walk.
Beach

Partial carcass of cuttlefish

Here is just the bone of a cuttlefish like you seen in bird cages

Herd of goats grazing

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