Catch up on some of the recent innovations added to the Lightning Network like Splicing and dual funding with nostr:nprofile1qqsvh300dvquh50l5t9et2257pxrsk5ndsdgdcdmnnxl9nc0f6l2ejcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wchsh2ftz2 and look out for LN-Symmetry on Core Lightning. https://youtube.com/shorts/bdqY4trlluw?feature=share
what is LN-symmetry in ten words or less?
nostr:npub1au23c73cpaq2whtazjf6cdrmvam6nkd4lg928nwmgl78374kn29sq9t53j - you do have a fetish for symmetry so might be good for you too!
greater than what, though?
hang on - are you suggesting the Jewish holocaust during WW2 is a hoax?
GOOD MORNING Nostr!!
Anyone know how to get mobile Primal to stop telling me I have no relays and can hence send nothing??
Where do i put them and above all: which relays?
wait WHO the hell zapped you 1M?
You zap yourself?
oooh me like!
well those are the bare minimum of things you expect to have. Grateful starts at: not being born in the wrong continent. Sadly.
This girl wants to marry you, but on one condition:
You have to sell all your magic internet money, never talk about beetcoin ever again, throw away your node, delete all your memes, and leave beetcoin Twitter and all your imaginary friends.
Would you do it?
https://video.nostr.build/35d5cf595f7af38f1805dd9fe7eb5c19d93c9ca8b0ea90ed3a2ead31456ac5e3.mp4
find her sister. Keep the Bitcoin
including your note AND my reply
It really does your brain in after a while...
lol
well i would be shocked if you didnt succeed with a friend named Will.
Because where there's a Will, there's a way!
:D
you should try maths in the plural then! ahaha
keeping hold of customers' funds is actually detrimental to Bitcoin as a whole.
If there were some fictitious Bitcoin citadel, one of the very few RULES I would insist on in such a citadel is that only traders be allowed to keep Bitcoin funds inside an exchange - all other users SHOULD instantly hold their own funds.
Those who are scared to hold 12 or 24 words secret don't really deserve to hold Bitcoin in the first place, nor do they understand what it is...
yeah the whole world wants to know this.
I worked in a crypto bank - i can tell you we wouldn't touch Americans or even people with American spouses with a barge-pole.
They are a nightmare country to deal with and frankly this attitude of overbearing financial scrutiny HAS to be bad for the country as a whole...
not everyone should lead - THAT world would be a screwed one...
by definition



