can’t believe horse diving was a real sport in the early 1900s https://blossom.primal.net/3618ce5d89c97ed7ce9bb49a5cc5ee7002a024e248750d55fcfe17d6943257af.mp4
Today's episode of why women live longer...
*we're never dull. The people who creep in might be...
😂 I knew what I was getting in to with that one.
A black widow spider gets trapped in a Venus flytrap, one of nature’s few carnivorous plants. https://blossom.primal.net/72559ee72687a71957fa058f1dd9ab95dcf97dbac8cdcb86ad2ba38cd048bb2f.mp4
Got 'em!! Carnivorous plants are very cool, hubs has flytraps, pitcher plants, and there were some sundews in there.
Wait, you don't do that?? 👀😂
It falls except for the kink from the scrunchy. If I don't brush it after a wash and go to bed with it wet, I get a bit of beachy wave.
Lmao nostr relationship tips are 🔥🔥🔥
She's a bit louder and more rowdy and loves sad country music 🤷♀️.
Gotta do what you gotta do 🤝
Lol, there's bourbon in the pantry I may have some later... 🥃
When you accidentally look at the price and feel the humility leave your body…
https://video.nostr.build/98530ccf67b192b753228b3b9b56516808c8ea274a05fec391b1a445095e39c8.mp4
How the fuck is your hair so long already??? 😫😫😫 Mine has grown like an inch since I chopped it all off.
Hear that??? Silence! Cheese and the kid are doing the running today, trying to decide just how to spend my day alone. Twice in one week! #momstr #ithinkimgoingtowatchmorexfiles #idontknowwhattodowithmyself
I try to stay positive in these situations and think that they'll all get food poisoning.
#thingsilearnedfromthexfiles
1. If your radio starts changing stations on by itself, it's aliens. Bright lights? Aliens. Weird storm? Aliens. Missing time? Aliens. Strange noise? Aliens.
2. Mutants are real and want to eat your liver.
3. Clones will kill us all.
4. If you die at the same time someone is conceived, you'll be able to possess them/reincarnate as them.
5. The government will always cover it up (didn't need to watch the show for this one)
I'm not even finished with season 1. Valuable lessons learned. Can't wait to see what else I can learn 😆
#anothernotanodereview #yarnladyshottakes
Not often I get the house to myself these days. I really know how to treat myself.
I was expecting it to be complete crap, was happy to be disappointed. #notasgoodasanodereview
Kid getting ready to spend the night with his grandparents, he's taking clothes, a book to read, and his euphonium 😂. #kidstr #musicstr #lowbrasskicksass #alwaysbeprepared
No she was a sweetheart that loved being held like a baby and having her belly scratched 😂
So much stress put on women to get pregnant also causes infertility. I know more than one woman who got pregnant after the "pressure" was off, one was an adoption and another was an in vitro pregnancy. Just have fun for a bit and see if it takes, then ask for help.
Making a chicken purse for my niece. Do I care if she likes chickens? No. Do I care if she likes prurses? No. 😂 It's too funny and cute not to make and it's an easy pattern.
#yarnstr #yarn #crochet #crochetstr #wipwednesdayonathursday
You can have mine, I'll take the girlfriend and a Honda 😂
I’m gonna throw a virtual temper tantrum and rage quit on nostr and cornychat until nostr:npub12zqf55l7l9vsg5f6ssx5pq4f9dzu6hcmnepkm8ftj25fecy379jqkq99h8 talks to me.
You can’t out salt a salty ass bitch 🧂
Somebody tell that boy to come out and play already.
nostr:nprofile1qqs9pqy620l0jkgy2yaggr2qs25jk3wdtudeusmdn54e92yuuzglzeqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhs3dulwh Nostr needs Noshole and Noshole needs you. #helpustekkadanyoureouronlyhope
