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Draft Kings. Thats the name of the app that allows betting.

Just had my first Bullet Coffee. Why did no one tell me about this sooner?

GM everybody!

I can spell. It's theae God damn tiny phone keyboards and auto correct. I'm a man! Whoever designed these tiny ass phone keyboards for tiny ass delicate baby sized fingers needs to be found and told they are a freak and to keep their tiny little fingers to their tiny little selves. Whoever designed autocorrect for phones and just stopped after doing 10% of the work without finishing? The same guy who decided that if the first letter is wrong but the entire rest of the word is right the stupid app wouldn't be able to tell the ****ing difference? I hope they get the worst case of hemorrhoids ever recorded in the history of mankind. Like Anakin Skywalker crawling away from the river of magma burning alive with not just absolute physical pain, but the overwhelming omnipresent mental anguish of knowing your life has inexorably changed. Centered right on their asshole. I hope it never goes away. And on leap years. On February 29th I would bake them a cake celebrating how there was one extra day of pain for them to experience that year. But I would make them sit down without their hemorrhoid donut to blow out the candles.

One thing I miss about Twitter is quickly being able to throw a drilling Homer Simpson under nice pics like these. Bon Appétit!

In our heart with the friends we made along the way?

Euh. It's already happening. I forget the name. They cut a deal with Fox and the one Fox was using started working with them as well.

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Thank you sir. Zapped.

My pleasure. I'd love to hear what you thought of it after you watched it.

10 years ago I was working a thankless office job for one of the oldest tech companies in the world and on Fridays and me and the crew would hit a nice steak house around the corner. I would always order a 8-12 oz cut of steak with extra sautéed mushrooms on the side. Now that I eat well and cook most of my meals, that meal doesn't feel special anymore.

I certainly wouldn't pay today's steak house prices when I can make it just as well at home for a quarter of the price. Which draws the inexorable conclusion that eating out is only for "convenience" if you cant prepare your own meal or to eat junk food. To think of all the years and money I wasted on this wasteful lifestyle. If I had put that money into Bitcoin I'd be a billionaire today.

GM everyone!

I get it. Nostr kinda feels like casual Fridays "at the office". I responded crassly to a comment involving Courtney Love and kind of regretted it after.