If bitcoin goes up 100% y/y does that mean you only need like 1-2 btc to retire?

It took 4 weeks but I can finally jog without knee or ankle pain

Getting fitter

I will not be filtered by aws lambda

Inception but its just to get a seed phrase

Imagine brainscans to steal seed phrases

I give it 10 years

I don't own stocks (BC you don't actually own them, see "brokerages" today) but if I did why would you own anything but Lockheed martin?

Snow crash; the diamond age - Neil Stephenson

The metamorphosis of prime intellect

Now the even bigger brokerages are "down" and you can't sell/buy

The key elememt of "property" is that you can dispose of it how you see fit. If you can't do that, it isn't yours

I still can't get over how robin hood WOULDNT LET YOU BUY GameStop (only sell) a couple years ago and SOMEHOW they still have users

Complete breach of trust

Damn I blew my load buying the dip now I can't buy the dip

Black rocks buys, I buy.

Simple as

More doom please I'm happy to be your exit liquidity

I'm simulatenously a genius and retarded

My (very) fiat job involves verifying forms and copypasting data around so I build a PDF parsing tool to rip out what I need.

Originally used straight up string matching, then regex, then finally to coordinate-based parsing PDF textitems to get what I need.

This was instigated by a "nice to have" feature but is ultimated way more robust

"Don't worry, bitcoin fixes this" Mr. P. Morgan said to the mob of shareholders outside his house.

"We took a 99% loss how does bitcoin fix that?!" the mob replied

"HFSP" Mr. P. Morgan laughed as he clicked his heels and floated away

JPow on the phone with the economy

HAVE FUN STAYING POOR

There are folks earning solid wages by copy pasting things into forms

It makes me sick

Proveably random zap lottery when?