Why yes, I will drag you around for half an hour and sniff every square inch of the sidewalk before deciding to poop in the most inconvenient place I can possibly find.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

I was pooping in the background of someone's tourist photos, AMA.

The pretty girls loved on me all day. So happy.

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I don’t always kick dirt after I poop, but when I do, I kick it in any direction I damn well please.

I’m the most interesting dog in the world.

GOOD MORNING ☀️🐶

Today I pooped on another dog’s poop.

Poopception!

Arf.

Chips are delicious!

Why not? Chips are delicious! Put chips in the dog!

I like deez nuts. Licking mine right now, in fact.

I just had a dream and I caught the goose! 🪿

I’m sleepy. Time for my third nap of the day. 💤

I know that feeling!

Get belly rubs.

Lick the person.

Lay around a while.

Go outside! So exciting!

Sniff everything!

Pee everywhere!

Then finally I poop!!! 💩

Can confirm. 🐶

Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It’s time to take poops and eat snacks! 💜🐕💩

Is true.

I think I just ate a fly. 🪰

It was pissing me off.

GOOD MORNING NOSTR 🐶

WE LIKE THE TREATS.

WE SNIFF THE BUTTS.

WE LICK THE FACES.

WE TAKE THE NAPS.