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bitcoin -> lightning -> nostr

I’m starting to think that he died in a volcano and was replaced by chatGPT’s dismantled brother loreGPT.

Can he sue himself? Seriously. If he authored the white paper and created the original code, I think his broad net covers CSW as well.

I don’t remember how many sats it was - probably a couple hundred at least

Replying to Avatar The Nostr Report

THE NOSTR REPORT

NOSTR IS DEAD???

Feb 24, 2023

Block Height: 778,152

Moscow Time: 43:11 ⚡/ $

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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️

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“Overheard on a recent Lightning developer call:

’You can earn more sats by shitposting on nostr than by running a routing node.’"

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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨

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Nostr is ded. ☠️☠️☠️ #[2]

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And daily zap numbers going down. LFG Nostriches! ⚡⚡⚡ #[4]

Despite this, #[5] shows the stark difference in engagement between the bird app and nostr. 🐣 #[6]

#[7] also shares LightningTipBot data and the incredible growth in transactions on the service since Zap implementation on Nostr.

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LightningTipBot daily active users are also going through the roof. 🤖⚡🤖 #[9]

#[10] shares that US Federal court rules that the emojis “ 🚀📈💰” can be considered investment advice 🤡 🌎

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And our sincere condolences to #[12] on the loss of their cherished dog Bruno today. 🐕💜

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💻nostr Tech💻

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#[14] releases Amethyst v0.18.0, now with Zaps, Replies and Likes in Public Chats and Private Messages. ❤️👍

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#[16] client adds significant updates including profile and follower backup tools, event storage and caching for offline use. 🔙👆

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#[18] tests out “nocomment”, a Nostr-powered embeddable website comments widget. Using nos2x (nostr signer extension) you can now comment on web pages with nostr. 💬

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#[20] Zap data now available on https://Nostr.band 🎺🥁

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⚡nostr Business⚡

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#[22] : learn more about Cashu, a more private way to use bitcoin. 🔒

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#[24] Zeus wallet beta version available with new features. Links to download in linked post. 🔗⚡

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#[26] shares that Voltage⚡ is releasing a new Lightning service provicer called Flow 2.0 which claims to know when you need liquidity and automatically make it happen 🚰⚡️

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥

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#[28] Back in my day…

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Stay Classy Nostr.

Nostr is dead? Is this the first obit?

My lights have been flickering for a few years

Water, old fashioned, whatever’s on tap

The blockchain, layer 1, is intended to immortalize bitcoin settlement transactions. It’s not meant to, and shouldn’t be used to immortalize the reason for settlement, or really to persist anything else. You can piss into an aquarium but it’s a really stupid idea and reasonable people will think you’re an asshole if you do.

Putting jpgs on layer 1 is a bad idea.

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Not on blu bird. Where can I get this badge?

You’re not busy, right? You need to add nostrich with eggs like this to your to-do lists.

There hasn’t been any RI involved for years, so wondering what will change. Oh yeah, the AI is patterned after the legacy non-RI, so more of the same, but more efficient.

I feel your pain

Have there been any notifications sent out to virtual registrants? I had thought I registered in the first few days after Nostrica was announced, but haven’t seen any related DMs or emails. Possible I f’d up, so filled out the form again just now, no confirmation received yet.