Nostr Web Client

LMFAO are ya winning son? 🤣🤣

Replying to

mike

You Monero guys are keen 😳

I respect Monero's privacy features, but I'm not hiding anything, I'm exiting legally. I don't want to be like Roger Ver and have to look over my shoulder for ever more.

Also, you know the whale that cashed in $8.9bn of BTC recently. XMR has a market cap of $6.3bn 😂

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/10/rachel-reeves-capital-gains-tax-rise-budget

Xmr is capped because it's not publicly available in ETF's or other CEX.

There's a valid reason from the state for this which is why it's a threat to their whole system.

But you know this already

Replying to

mike

I'm off, 39% CGT FFS

I've got up to 45%...

Replying to

Zaikaboy

ATH next week...

Bessent punched his way to the negotiation table? 😂

Replying to

Luxas

They say if she’s double your age it’s twice as good, right?

Yes

Replying to

QuietBitcoin

Gm: Tried to pay for my Starbucks coffee with a gold bar this morning.

Shaved off some clippings, looked like a medieval monk with Parkinson’s.

The cashier called security.

Meanwhile, my Bitcoin paid instantly from Tokyo to Texas.

Retarded analogy

Still on that 7 hour cycle

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LMFAO this 50 years old man in a bandana just tagged in and he's smashing it

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Watching the Asians play their games https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/33409fd52d3ffabfe51083fbb54a40c58f2dd88dfc781e304bcadaba33e5012d.mp4

Replying to

Jordan S

Can you kind folks please give this note a like, or reach out to XMR Chat, and let him know that Nostr signups/logins would be helpful.

Thank you all.

https://x.com/xmr_chat/status/1982304040034635983

Is this spam? 🫴

Replying to

hodlbod

I have learned a lot about plumbing in the last 8 days

With that Stache you're either Italian plumber or a porn star now

Replying to

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt

A hashboard just went out in one of my S9s.

Now you can make like 9000 bitaxes

Yes my legs and body is sore as fuck too. Did a few cycles around the city, so I need a rest day

Just got my balls sucked.

Hottest thing I've seen in a long time.

Just this hot little Asian, half eyed and looking up and loving it.

felt like I was the porno.

How's your Saturday night going?

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Lol Emirates is giving me a warning too like it matters.

Honestly, name one appealing European country rn? Just One.

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Heard it here first people

Replying to

HERMETICVM

Solution: Don't close the door when smoke erupts. Don't try to extinguish the fire but open the oven door and ventilation fully, then open 1-2 windows in the room where the oven sits and the smoke will be sucked out of the ventilation shaft instead.

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Nice 👍

Usually when it's smoking you know it's got heat and fuel, just lacking oxygen.

Smoke colour is also a good signifier

Replying to

mike

Apart from x.com there are only 2 other single letter .com domain names:

q.com

z.com

The rest are reserved, probably forever.

What's the asking price for these?

Easy enough, not so easy to manipulate because of relays

Broke my bicycle again last night.

This is after the mechanic welded the pedals onto the cranks.

So, naturally I bent the pedel when I accelerated over the crosswalk.

Bikes back in the shop and I have to figure out what I'm going to do with my life for the next 24 hours

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https://video.nostr.build/1191122f7e761919fb8f2e3f7b57a82178ca383672eef0d349efae94c47103fa.mp4

Your gonna do it.

Sounds brutal. BKK looks quiet compared to how i remember it. When you go Koh San Road? Check out the irish bar and the pool at D&D! 😅

I did a quick 1 hour tonight... no stairs 😅

https://blossom.primal.net/83befa37f1d11a60d7c9b25c268cc335051e0d55d6a22dae13e7047a5a85de13.mp4

It's only quiet because I go out at like midnight

And I'm also not near the hotspot areas, so less nonsense.

I'm in the suburbs 😂 ladyboy per square km is much much lower than Khao San etc.

Stray dog packs replace the ladyboy numbers

Replying to

FLASH

⚡️💬 ARCHIVE - Andrew Tate explains the big SCAM of governments using fiat and inflation to make citizens debt slaves.

Bitcoin or Slavery?

Someone buy him a shirt

Replying to

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt

Todays men can't even handle bitting into a raw onion, but are supposed to fight tyranny...

🤣🤣🤣

Fighting trannies 😂

Would you kindly

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It's like 80% of women here have dicks 😂

Replying to

Boom

Stairs bro.

Lots of stairs to cross the highways.

I think I did 5 bridges tonight, about ~28 stairs one way. Took this picture off one of them.

Whose going to carry the mountain bike?

I will pay a woman tomorrow

To rub my knees

Replying to

Jordan S

The Monero-ing of Nostr is happening, it appears.

One by One The Monero Economy will chip away at the lightning infrastructure 👀.

Big Bitcoin influencers are already on the fence, it's only a small few holdouts who really hate Monero, or cope about it.

Everyone else is slowly transitioning 🤔.

Bullish on Freeom.

https://media.letsfo.com/images/2025/10/24/amelia-prostitute.webp

The Lord works in mysterious ways

Replying to

mar

I found another woman in my Fable game that I want to marry, but the game won’t let me marry her because she’s a prostitute.

It feels unfair, especially when the game allows me to marry an evil woman who killed her sister. The prostitute, on the other hand, is hardworking and has never harmed anyone.

Why is there such a double standard? Everyone always discriminates against prostitutes but I see them as hardworking and have no issues marrying one.

#fable

#prostitutes

Agreed

Is that the Soviet Union?

Replying to

𝕄𝐄Μ𝔼ⓢ 𝔼𝔩ᎥŤ𝐞

Victim mentality whites

Replying to

Bennu Breath 𓅣

Instagram isn't going anywhere too soon, as long as there's no good alternative, especially for businesses. I talked about this earlier here, there's no Nostr client yet with that optimized polish that works for client relationship as Instagram does (natural after so many years and money spent in development). I suggest we drop the moralistic attitude and just use and create the superior freedom alternative.

https://blossom.primal.net/81091d005bfb9c4903c46baea7cd0cb101fc5cb3f62164a61214e24b6e3d8f66.mov

LoL that requires large amounts of money and a fleet of engineers but I guess dropping the attitude and rolling up the sleeves would work 😂

"Just make Instagram bro"

Replying to

FLASH

⚡️🇺🇸 NEW - A woman at a Pizza Hut in Gladstone, Missouri, tried to call ICE on a couple waiting for their food, telling them it’s “English only” in the U.S.

She declared, “English is the capital of America,” and ordered them to “self deport back to Puerto Rico.”

“I am not racist, I am standing up for America… You have to serve me, I’m an American,” she added.

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Usual suspects

Replying to

deeznuts

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN AN ORGANIZED CRIME ORGANIZATION KIDNAPS AND TORTURES PEOPLE FOR DOING NONE OF THE MAFIA’S BUSINESS

Arrest Kobe

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This is Germany.

Ya but Germany has better coffee brands? Kruning or jacobs?

I get that it's instant but I'd take that over a Lavazza any day of the week. Hell even a Nescafe red cup would be better suited.

Lavazza has always let me down

Replying to

GM. Cant beat a Lavazza. Whats for #lunchstr?

Shit coffee lol what you on about

I was not ready for hajib Mar

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You right. They been digital a long time already. No change.

Yes unnecessary fuss tbh

If they're against documentation then I understand, but the medium of documentation is just silly

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Name and addresse in the petition. Send them to the penal colony in Australia

The final solution to the shitpost question!

Haha honestly though I don't understand why digital is a concern when paperback documentation exists

Oh, so they can't arrest you via identification now but as soon as it's digital, oh boy are they coming after you

"Jamie pull that up"

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Kick em out! Lol

Send em!

Replying to

mar

this game is kinda fun..

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Your chat doesn't work

Replying to

kyle-moore

https://darkwebinformer.com/darknetlive-archive-woman-pleads-guilty-to-hiring-a-hitman/ just saw another arrest due to bitcoin traceability.

So you're saying cash is king?

Replying to

kyle-moore

Monero strengthened against bitcoin the last month bud

Absolute shitcoin

Replying to

Famas

🚨 IF YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW CATASTROPHIC THE WEEKEND WAS 🚨

Let me spell it out:

While Bitcoin dropped 10% like a normal Tuesday correction…

THE ENTIRE ALTCOIN MARKET GOT SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

Here’s what “blue chip” really means 👇

$ATOM: $4.00 → $0.001

99.97% ANNIHILATED

$SUI: $3.40 → $0.56

83.5% OBLITERATED

$APT: $5.00 → $0.75

85% VAPORIZED

$SEI: $0.28 → $0.07

75% DELETED

$LINK: $22 → $8

63.6% DESTROYED

$ADA: $0.80 → $0.30

62.5% MASSACRED

These aren’t shitcoins.

These are TOP 100 “INSTITUTIONAL GRADE” projects that VCs, YouTubers, and CT influencers told you were “safe.”

80% nuked in MINUTES.

Not hours. Not days. MINUTES.

Meanwhile:

Bitcoin: -10% (basically a coffee spill)

$19-20 BILLION in liquidations across the market.

But BTC just vibing like it’s a healthy dip-buying opportunity.

Let that sink in:

The “diversification” strategy?

WRECKED.

The “altcoin season” narrative?

EXPOSED.

The “blue chip portfolio” advice?

WORTHLESS.

Your hedge against Bitcoin dominance?

PROVED TO BE PURE COPIUM.

Here’s the truth bomb nobody wants to hear:

When the music stops, there’s only ONE chair in this game.

And it’s orange.

Every altcoin … no matter how “revolutionary” the tech, how “strong” the team, how “backed” by VCs .. is just leveraged beta on Bitcoin.

But with 80% downside risk in 180 seconds.

You thought you were “early” to the next Ethereum.

You were actually exit liquidity for insiders who dumped on you at Mach 5 speed while Bitcoin HOLDERS barely blinked.

The market just gave you the most expensive lesson in crypto history:

There’s Bitcoin.

And there’s everything else.

Yesterday proved which one survives when the house is on fire.

Choose accordingly.

Now do monero

Replying to

Sovereign Being

Nothing like a good PK 😂

Maybe some Soweto justice

Someone bring a tyre;

Replying to

GLACA

🖤🖤🖤

"prime beachfront real estate"

Just got to get the buy in

Replying to

TallBrian

I use math everyday in my business, but I didn’t learn it until I needed it. In retrospect I wish I hadn’t been such a little shit about math because I really enjoy it now and would like to have a better base.

100% in the same boat (we invading Europe though)

Replying to

Kenshin

And your solution for El Salvador 🇸🇻?