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Brian Lockhart
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BREAKING: THE #BITCOIN  MEMPOOL IS ABOUT AS CLOSE TO FREE 'N EMPTY AS IT'S BEEN IN QUITE AWHILE. PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO OPEN THOSE LIGHTNING CHANNELS WHILE FEES ARE 1 SAT-ISH PER BYTE

I’M AT SMILING 9 BUT STILL CARRYING A RIFLE LIKE 6 SO I WILL ZAP YOU AT LEVEL 15

WITNESSING TELEVISED PROFESSIONAL PICKLEBALL FOR MY VERY FIRST TIME. MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA WHAT PICKLEBALL EVEN WAS UNTIL JUST NOW. THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST THING GROWN-ASS ADULT WHITE PEOPLE HAVE DONE SINCE THE INVENTION OF CROCS. JUST STOP.

VIRTUE SIGNALING IS A NEVER ENDING PURSUIT

SET UP YOUR LIGHTNING WALLET LITTLE LADY WE HURL SATOSHIS ‘ROUND THESE PARTS

HOW TO PREPARE FOR AN #ONLYZAPS LIFESTYLE

THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK TO #ONLYZAPS

YES I AM OLD

FINE THEN #ONLYZAPS IT IS