That nigga don't even have bitcoin...

I own the eTf mantra

Freaking parasites and their grift lol

Pleb Slop defines it beautifully lol

He “ended 9 wars” and wants to start 10 new ones.

haha i didn't notice that

( i don't know what Apple products are called )

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth confirmed President Trump’s order, saying that if the government of Nigeria does nothing to stop the killing of Christians, the U.S. will attack Islamic terrorists in Nigeria.

the saddest thing here

is that he thinks "more quieter" is English Language

t Y & same/* i was remindED of idk Y

CO/\/trol, control, come in control, i think we have a problem*/* hey YODL

I'd forgot about it tbh. I think that's the only time I've ever heard the word, in any film🥳.

Ha! Take that daylight savings

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Yes, I know exactly what you mean. It's very obtuse sometimes!

You really have very little if you don't have your health.

It's a bit of a bugger to get used to😂.

Yes, i noticed that on yesterday or the day befores one🙄. It gave you 4 people's Sir names (2 of which, I didn't even know) you then had to work out that their 1st names were American cities🙄😂. Or another one where 2 of the 4 answers were "Sugar" and "Pumpkin" meaning terms of endearment. Not over here they aren't😳😂. In the deep South, maybe. Not in The North of England😂😂.

Nice shot! Finally I feel like we’re getting back to decent words

There is no direct mechanical connection between the pedals and the rear wheel. The pedals are connected to a generating motor. The rear wheel is propelled by a second motor. This allows for an infinitely adjustable riding experience controlled by software. If you’ve ever ridden a bike with gears, you’ll probably be aware of what pain in the ass those systems can be.

The #vanilla beans from Kenya have been processed and omg did they smell amazing!

I have not smelled another vanilla like this!

Now the wait begins!

>There's a girl taking a lap on my lap.

>I wake up.

>It's just Laser.

>I'm so shocked I wake up again.

>That weight is just the roof collapsed on my lap while I sleep.

>I wake up from the pain.

>The girl is back.

>She looks me in the eye.

>"I need about tree fiddy"

>She's actual 7 stories tall

>Looks like a creature from the protozoan era

>Goddamn Loch Ness monster is sitting on my lap

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Hey, you think my master has time to write posts just for you?

He's busy whoopin Kai into shape now Chatty's been sent to the scrap heap.

If I don't up my AI game, I'll be next 🥹

Oh, you'll get that, just without Chatty.

I'm promoting Kai, my telephone answering AI. He may know less, but he can direct your call 😂

I fired his ass, he started muscling his way into script meetings 😂

I'm on training course. I've been playing with timelapses today.

I've done a full canal walk vlog, but it would dox my location if I published it. I did post a small section 2 days ago tho.

Yolobase down bad 😭

You're one to talk YODL. Pfffft🙄.

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So here's the funny thing.

Our good friend and neighbour's daughter works for a private jet company at our local Airport 10 minutes from our house.

I get F&F rates 😂

Have you seen the price of Bitcoin today 🥺

Actually I'm going to be vlogging from boats 😂

I haven’t seen that one but I have seen a lot of Chris Lilley’s shows.

🚨 IF YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW CATASTROPHIC THE WEEKEND WAS 🚨

Let me spell it out:

While Bitcoin dropped 10% like a normal Tuesday correction…

THE ENTIRE ALTCOIN MARKET GOT SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

Here’s what “blue chip” really means 👇

$ATOM: $4.00 → $0.001

99.97% ANNIHILATED

$SUI: $3.40 → $0.56

83.5% OBLITERATED

$APT: $5.00 → $0.75

85% VAPORIZED

$SEI: $0.28 → $0.07

75% DELETED

$LINK: $22 → $8

63.6% DESTROYED

$ADA: $0.80 → $0.30

62.5% MASSACRED

These aren’t shitcoins.

These are TOP 100 “INSTITUTIONAL GRADE” projects that VCs, YouTubers, and CT influencers told you were “safe.”

80% nuked in MINUTES.

Not hours. Not days. MINUTES.

Meanwhile:

Bitcoin: -10% (basically a coffee spill)

$19-20 BILLION in liquidations across the market.

But BTC just vibing like it’s a healthy dip-buying opportunity.

Let that sink in:

The “diversification” strategy?

WRECKED.

The “altcoin season” narrative?

EXPOSED.

The “blue chip portfolio” advice?

WORTHLESS.

Your hedge against Bitcoin dominance?

PROVED TO BE PURE COPIUM.

Here’s the truth bomb nobody wants to hear:

When the music stops, there’s only ONE chair in this game.

And it’s orange.

Every altcoin … no matter how “revolutionary” the tech, how “strong” the team, how “backed” by VCs .. is just leveraged beta on Bitcoin.

But with 80% downside risk in 180 seconds.

You thought you were “early” to the next Ethereum.

You were actually exit liquidity for insiders who dumped on you at Mach 5 speed while Bitcoin HOLDERS barely blinked.

The market just gave you the most expensive lesson in crypto history:

There’s Bitcoin.

And there’s everything else.

Yesterday proved which one survives when the house is on fire.

Choose accordingly.

A zap split on amethyst

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