Apparently the girls don't even need to be pretty, just have a huge rack.
The last 6 months of nostr:npub1sqn6rpml88nq8khuvvneuqztfmvalpsarr8grkwy837hzdw63ajs6t5net trades sliced a few ways.




Web of Trust to enable secure P2P transaction, either sats for fiat or sats for goods and services.
I asked Gemini for 3 apps to post on Nostr. In one prompt, it gave me a CLI app, a simple GUI app using Tornado FX (text field + button) and a Compose Android app. Everything works, except for a the use of a `nostr-kt` library that doesn't exist.
When I pressed about, Gemini hallucinated the whole library description and what the methods do. When I ask for the website for that library, Gemini replied:
https://github.com/vitorpamplona/nostr-kt
It takes some fucking balls to hallucinate something and then say it came from a repo that doesn't exist on my own username.
Sounds like a compliment either that or some passive aggressive shit to try and get you to build it.
It's ok they use this special type of light that is actually good for you.
I'll need to see some cryptographically signed messages before I take you off my sight š
Sure. It's called studying pure math nostr:nprofile1qqsts3zgh98et8tlwlp26vk2rktvgcl8nxwhs0r3c8u8esh82gdul4cpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcv7c554
The other day on Twitter/X, I paid out a 2,100,000 sat or $1,700 USD Lightning bounty.
Over the past couple years, Iāve offered an occasional challenge on Twitter/X.
When people tell me Lightning doesnāt work, I often ask them in random comments for their Lightning details so I can pay them in the next 5-10 minutes on the spot, permissionlessly, wherever they are, with this payment method that supposedly doesnāt work.
Every single time, they canāt do it. Because they havenāt even tried it. Theyāre just talking. Iāve done this a ton of times and nobody ever takes the sizable sat offerings.
In Dan Heldās anti-Nostr thread, Mark Jeffrey was critical of Lightning.
Unlike most who I offer the challenge to as 99% sure they wonāt take it, I offered it to Mark despite knowing he had a much higher probability of accepting it, since heās tech savvy and active in the broad crypto space. But in my view, if he accepts, then thatās also evidence on the spot that it works.
He declined my 21,000 sat offer and politely still talked anti-Lightning.
So, I said since I like him, Iād up it to 210,000 sats. He still declined and talked more anti-Lightning. He spoke about how he *wanted* it to work, but the problem just isnāt solved yet.
My inner Nostr Lyn couldn't help it, so I upped it to 2,100,000 sats, or $1,700+ USD, if he would just post a way to pay him on Lightning within the next ten minutes. Nobody had ever taken me up on my challenge, so I pressed to my highest offer ever just to see, out of sheer curiosity. Heās a multi-time published novelist, which with my recent fiction hobby, interests me. So, if thereās someone I want to claim the bounty, might as well be him.
And then you know what? He did. Of course he had a Lightning address.
He went from āwant it to work butā¦ā to digging through his past experiences and finding an old Lightning address, within a few minutes. The first person on Twitter/X to accept my challenge.
I paid him 2,100,000 sats on the spot, or $1700+ USD.
He provided a Stike address, so thatās a shout out to nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttsw43zuam9d3kx7unyv4ezumn9wsqzp382htsmu08k277ps40wqhnfm60st89h5pvjyutghq9cjasuh38q7t6dtc who made Lightning convenient enough for Mark, who doesnāt understand or particularly like Lightning, to finally call my challenge and make me have fun staying poor, lol. And it worked flawlessly despite being an above-average sized Lightning transaction.
I then asked Mark if he could identify the sending wallet, but he said he couldnāt. He asked about block explorers to identify the payment, and while I pointed him toward Mempool Space, I highlighted that Lightning tends to make sending privacy pretty good even though I didnāt maximize privacy on this one. I'm not deep into the weeds on privacy tech, so I'm always genuinely curious just to ask "hey, can you identify any privacy leaks here?"
I also asked him if he would have shared his bank details publicly like he shared his Lightning address. He said of course not.
So even if people say āBut Lyn, Mark used a custodial walletā, Iād say that this tech stack reduced his friction and boosted sender privacy.
I think there are still improvements to make of course, particularly Lightning combined with other scaling methods (ecash, Ark-style stuff, and so forth), but itās a powerful glue that connects a lot of things together.
In addition, when it comes to payments and small amounts of working capital, there is an important āchoose your own adventureā aspect. For small amounts, in safe jurisdictions, custodial Lightning is not that big of a deal, like keeping cash in your wallet that is prone to theft or loss. It maximizes UX.
But itās important to keep pushing hard, keep developing, keep providing capital, to make as many tools as possible available for people that need to maximize privacy and/or self-custody. Not everyone needs or wants those capabilities for every single payment, but they do need the *option* to turn to them when itās important.
Mark Jeffrey then reached out to chat about fiction. Last year he asked me to go on his podcast to talk about Broken Money, but I fell behind on Twitter/X DMs due to bandwidth constraints and didnāt get back to him. So, after this I got back to him and said Iād be happy to talk about fiction with him to pick his brain, and talk Broken Money on his podcast, and we got one scheduled. š¤



TLDR Lyn Alden initiates taxable event for Mark Jeffrey.
Gold up 14% YTD
Kinetic energy to potential energy in the Nevada desert.
Yeah the users aren't gonna fuck around with any BS that isn't L1 or custodial. The DMN operators won't rely on a custodian either but would like to be the custodian for their users.
Lol imagine believing going to a "good" college meant you were smart.
DNMs love a good rug pull, so they might even run a eCash mint so they can rug their users after a while.
Don't forget Strike! Now with added KYC free of charge.
They don't even have new FUD.
"""
> Bitcoin
The largest and longest running electronic payment system that tolerates byzantine faults today is
Bitcoin. Bitcoin provides a very high degree of resiliency and security through its consensus mechanism.
However, this comes at the expense of two challenges.
First, Bitcoin requires a large amount of energy consumption and compute power due to its
permissionless proof-of-work consensus algorithm (Bitcoin nodes can join and leave at will and can be
operated by anyone). This is not an essential component for a centralized payment system which
operates in a permissioned setting, and a central bank could leverage other BFT algorithms which avoid
the large costs.
Second, Bitcoin is a single cluster system that does not support parallelization or partitioning. Both
factors cause Bitcoin to have high latency and low throughput. Today, Bitcoin can only accommodate
approximately 7 transactions per second with latency ranging from 10 minutes to one hour, depending
on the probability threshold the payee requires to consider a decision containing a payment final
"""
https://www.federalreserve.gov/econres/feds/files/2025012pap.pdf
They need count the power consumption of the US military when comparing USD and Bitcoin. I wonder how much power all those Nuclear tests consumed back in the day š¤Ø
https://video.nostr.build/fc6c828455e806bea93c2bbfea6e399529256920e878fd0b323092375d994a0a.mp4
Dr. Anthony Chaffee tells it like it is.
The notion of "good sugar" and "bad sugar" is nonsense. It all glycates your cells just the same, and is therefore indisputably a detractor from optimal health.
The fruit & honey influencers telling you otherwise are either stupid, trying to sell you something, or seeking a follower boost by telling people what they WANT to hear. Sorry #peatstr š¤·āāļø
I agree all sugar is bad for you but I will still indulge in some locally sourced honey to help with my seasonal hay fever.
So then the fountain list won't include boosts from outside Fountain?
There's good money in mind reading. CIA pays very well for men who stare at goats.
ān ā ā, prove (21n + 4) / (14n + 3) is irreducible.
Proof:
gcd(21n + 4, 14n + 3)
= gcd(2(21n + 4), 3(14n + 3))
= gcd(42n + 8, 42n + 9)
= gcd(42n + 8, 1)
= 1
ā“ (21n + 4) / (14n + 3) is irreducible. QED
https://fountain.fm/episode/LALuLbW4zHMBeC5VtL0d
nostr:nevent1qvzqqqpxquqzqxn4mwuwr55sxjnqe9fmywp2qd3fcx96aqwjmpz9ktzeek480dumst553y
Nearly caught up. A pity I didn't see the Podcast sooner!
Don't forget my latest boost I just did for ep7.
