5 duck eggs for dinner 🤙

So confused -- in Damus why are there people showing up in my feed that I don't follow? Don't appear to be re-posts by people I do follow... Stumped.

Why is Tucker Carlson leaving Fox? After all, they make each other a lot of money. Could it be that Tucker wants to strike out on his own? Maybe, but he would be leaving a large chunk of his audience behind, maybe even most of it.

Could it be that Fox asked him to leave? It seems strange that they would. After all, Tucker is their highest-rated host, again making Fox a lot of money. So, if they did fire him, it would have to be for something serious.

Very serious. Like, 'eating babies' serious. Not that I'm saying Tucker is *known* for eating babies... no one has accused him of that, as far as I know. But he makes Fox a lot of money, enough that those suitably focused on the bottom line might overlook the occasional baby... as long as it wasn't an *important* baby. Maybe poor babies would be okay, but definitely not ones with rich parents.

Of course, nobody is saying Tucker Carlson is a baby-eating cannibal. In fact, we don't even know that he was fired. Not for certain, in any case. But it does make you wonder... how many babies would Tucker Carlson have to eat before Fox News fired him? Neither Fox nor Tucker have said, so we may never know...

This has been discussed multiple times. Web clients would not be able to verify in that case.

nip05 badges are probably a mistake. One of the most common questions I get is “how do I get verified” and “please verify me”. Very rarely will nip05 badges mean anything close to verification. Maybe for rare cases like mine where my domain is the same as my username, but most of the time it just means “some random domain points to my pubkey”.

Thinking I should remove the badge altogether.

Every now and then the damus relay just dies and stops accepting posts. Through much debugging, expert analysis, tapping into my years of experience in maintaining software and getting to the bottom of complex computer science issues, my final solution is to just kill the process every hour. Hit that follow button for more state of the art #devops techniques.

You’re reading this wrong. Likes inform an algorithm.

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Why do you think it was the char limit?

Have you ever had an experience you can’t explain?

I think it's the late-stage capitalism they're having a problem with.

Holy fuck i muted the hellthread, what a glorious day! Gfy hellthreadders. I guess I’ll unblock you now… but i’ll never forget what you did 😡

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