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Mad Chemist
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Of all the things my daughter and I did together, that was the best. Enjoy it, and congrats!

To be fair, you never know what could happen. See, for example, Greg Luganis busting his head on the diving board and going into the water unconscious

Don't all boys like dolls? I mean, I played with Barbie all the time. Cobra Command would abduct her and GI Joe would have to go rescue her whiney ass. Again.

Nice

Lost all my investments in a boating accident several years ago

yup

and I'd suggest that all parents suck in one way or another. this is my way.

I hit my kids all the time

With the cardboard tube from wrapping paper. It's not about inflicting pain. It gets their attention with a unique popping sound, and physical touch. Plus, you learn very quickly that you *can't* hit hard at all or you'll break the cardboard sword.