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damnit nostr:npub12rzunrxvx89f78h4df284lzvkjqetljkq0200p62ygwmjevx0j8qhehrv9 😂🤣

nice photos doc 🤙

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is that a common practice in restaurants?

Last year my kindergartener told me “Daddy, I’m going to try to stop growing up so fast so that I can be your little boy for a little while longer.”

Dude lied 😭 🫂 🫡

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just the tip tho

duh obvs we have to work so we can tip

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😭 🫂 me too man

you see deep-fried heart disease and cancer-inducing “food” and all i see is job security sir

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ice cream yum yum

😭 facts

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”

yum yum ice cream 🤣

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no…even after i was able to negotiate a teeth brushing he looked at me after this, laughed in my face, and said “farts”

Dude is ungovernable 😂

Me: “Do you want to go brush your teeth, or be tickled until you fart?”

Toddler Vader (defiantly): “Farts!”

This cycle repeated until I had to crack open a window. The kid didn’t break.