Just learned that “Rightder daddy daaaaaaaaaddy daddy tirtletwins turnnon!” roughly translates to “Father, could I please watch the Tuttle Twins?” in Toddler Vader speak. #plebdad
So like the Savannah Bananas?
we have soccer here?
Love it…but isn’t the freezer one of the first places that gets checked during a B&E?
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Yes bc the 🇺🇸 is one of the only places you have a snowballs chance in hell at making enough money to payback that debt even after factoring in taxes.
I mean it really is, but doesn’t have to be as extreme as it is.
I was borderline transiently homeless at times and had to struggle with deciding to pay rent v food on occasion. Lived in cramped situations with way too many roommates, etc.
Most people just live in a nice/safe place, went on vacation, and used the loans to subsidize their lifestyle to some degree.
This + taxes keeps the majority of us from rage quitting and jumping off the sinking ship tho.
Can’t discharge the student debt with bankruptcy in 🇺🇸.
The best part is that we get to do 3-7 years of post-graduate training, make in the ballpark of minimum wage, and for all those years the interest gets to accrue.
Physicians (undergrad + medical school + interest).
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You probably one of those fancy types with shoelaces and everything huh?
Bro don’t remind me. I tell myself this too. 😭 🫂
we were talking finances at work recently…
I was pleasantly surprised at how many of my colleagues actually paid attention when I brought up #Bitcoin and actually seemed to understand my reasoning.
I also became profoundly concerned once I learned how many of them still carry around $250,000-$500,000 of student loan debt.
debt is a shitcoin. obliterate it.
i tell myself this whenever i park my rust bucket on wheels bw a porsche and aston martin in the parking lot at work
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i just need to develop a psychosomatic limp and a couple of bad drug habits and we’ll pretty much be at the finish line
GN
currently acquiring mas 🌽, scrolling nostr, and snuggling my toddler while he naps
this trifecta is what winning looks like 🤙 🏴☠️
My wife (doesn’t have a tech bone in her body) almost murdered me when I showed her how to use a CC. That’s when I knew it was great.



