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I mean for everyone else maybe, but I’m pretty damn adorbs.

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no I didn’t 😂

better check the couch cushions if I wanna get in early

my wife losing my seed phrase

ffs that’s a fairly visually disturbing reach around ngl

mornin somebody 🤙

Easter Bunny without a doubt.

wut in the unholy hell is happening here 😂

mornin 🤙

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Narrator: “They did not.”

Well that’s good bc scaring piss out of people is 50% of what urologists do.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I think I’ve taken care of three nice farmers in the past 6 months and all have been profoundly septic with bacteremia.

No. I believe that was nostr:npub1dld9hn3gsgtkh7atl26s8gd49qfjjkpdw8ztap9mk4n7vhq60y0satfd8s . He’s way smarter than me so whatever he said is probably true (I missed most of that chat unfortunately).

ER doc: “…so that’s why we want to admit this patient. One more thing. The patient and his family are super nice people.”

Me: “Crap…that’s a really bad prognostic sign.”

ER doc: “Yeah…I know. Also, he’s a farmer.”

Me: “FML.”

ER doc: “I know. I’m sorry.”

IYKYK #docchain

gm…personally dunno how I survived so long in life wo coffee (just started a few years back)

Yup. It was satisfying to show the ol bat who is boss for sure.

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No patient has ever lied to me. Never ever.

I think she lied to me, or at least exaggerated. Like not even one day off? 🤣

Me: “Wow! You’re 97?! I want to be like you when I grow up! What’s the secret?”

Patient: “I worked hard all my life.”

Me: “I changed my mind.”