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and they’ll probably add a .eth in their profile for good measure too
I had to get something at Walgreens so I said fuck it lemme take the sticker pack with me 🫡
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found this graph demonstrating how “private” health information is shared in one state
extra irony points because despite the circlejerk of sharing I still can’t see notes authored by doctors in the office building next door which would…I dunno…be actually helpful in treating acutely ill patients 
yo bruh, my buddy Alcmene told me that you slid into her DMs and your wife found out…stay vigilant
On Nov. 5 I shall write-in “Satoshi”
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I see nothing wrong with this. Adds character to mug.
Yo St. Pete wut this dude said!
I was just standing alone waiting on a notoriously slow elevator. No one was around so I ripped ass. Of course immediately after doing this the elevator doors opened and revealed a cabin full of nursing staff.
Instead of crop dusting the lot of them I pretended I needed to go in the other direction.
With this small act I’ve come to the conclusion that I now have a chance at penetrating the pearly gates once I celestially transfer. 🙏
yall better cut this shit out
friday is payday
that is all
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😂🤣I gave them that look once on a countdown.
They looked back, shrugged, and threw the valve wide open.
😂🤣 glad you like my dance moves 🍷
Epic entrance to your first #zapathon
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Super deep philosophical conversations happening at the hospital today.
Coworker 1: “Ugh…the nurse just called to let me know that my patient was found in the bathroom eating her shit out of the toilet again.”
Coworker 2: “Hmmm…interesting. Let’s reflect on this. I wonder what the shit of her shit will look like after she shits it out…”
Coworker 3: “I think if you ingest your own shit that the shit just inverses itself and turns back into what you originally ate…so maybe she’ll shit out an apple or some other shit like that.”
Coworker 2: “But what if she ate popcorn-induced shit? Would it turn back into popcorn, or would she shit out a corncob?”
Me: 👀 “Did someone say something about corn?”
I’m totally ok with this 🤙
