This belongs pinned at the top of the hellthread 😆

Clusterfuck is one of my favorite words too.

😂🤣

Same. 😆

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Nvm…that’s actually cheap. I’m in.

still worth it indeed

my mother-in-law’s cooking is 🔥

whenever she sends me to work with steak tacos I can’t help but eat em

it’s a double edged sword tho, because my body has been actively trying to shit itself for the past 6 hours

she’s probably trying to poison me

still worth it

I hate this picture so much.

One of these things is not like the other…

Years ago I failed my first accounting exam because I forgot I was taking the glass.

The first day I showed up was the midterm.

That being said, this (a) sounds like financial advice and (b) is too bearish. 😆 🤙

21-69% of the folks here at any given point in time need to take a whole box of CTFD. Not medical advice. 😂

might need to get me a decorative bucket too

I’ve got the hose just laying there and flopping around like a 92 yo dudes junk hanging outta a hospital gown 😂

Yooooo welcome & tell your pal i want a passport 😆🤙

(ducks)

im like that but less smart minus the psychosomatic limp and a drug problem 😆

😂🤣 my heart wouldn’t be able to handle that many coffee breaks

Professional, succinct, and courteous.

I can do none of these things, but admire your ability to do so and response 🫡

🫂

Ah…shit it’s money isn’t it.

Got called to a room, gave a laundry list of orders, new nurse diligently writes everything down/gets it done, we ultimately get a blood pressure compatible with life. I turn to leave…

Nurse: “Ummm…who are you by the way?”

Me: “I’m F.R.O.G.”

Nurse: “I’ve heard of you! You just confused me because I didn’t know who you are and you’re not wearing a white coat.”

Me: “Yeah…I, ummm…don’t do that.”

In retrospect a bit terrified she listened to me 😂🤣

I had a ton of points on a card. Said screw it, converted it to USD, sold that for Bitcoin. Felt great. 😆

Absolute dogshit.