gm nost…hellthread 🫂
I looked up from my phone to see my bride sweeping the kitchen floor
Me: “Baby, don’t worry about that. Let me sweep the floor.”
Wife: “I don’t mind.”
Me: “No, really. I’m a dummy and don’t know how to do anything else. Let me do it.”
My bride looks at me for a moment, doesn’t disagree with what I said, nods in agreement, and hands me the broom.
This is the most accurate TA I’ve ever read.
bro has made attempts to force grip me 😆
One for each foot sounds right.
Wife: “Toddler Vader was chasing around ducks at the park. He was trying to ride them like a horse. Can you believe that?!”
Me: “I fail to see the problem with his logic. Those are big ducks. He’s small. Makes sense if you ask me.”
I’m riding FBTC in part of my Roth. Can confirm it feels icky/dirty.
Suspect I’ll feel better when I transfer the funds over to Unchained/similar. 😆
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Shit worked.
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I’ll fight you.
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Ironically this was probably happening because bro wasn’t getting drugs inside the hospital that he shouldn’t have been getting outside the hospital in the first place.
Nurse: “Can you please come see this patient. He’s really agitated, jumping around, and getting naked.”
Me: “First of all don’t be all judgmental. Getting naked and jumping around on the bed isn’t always weird behavior for a Saturday. I’ll head over.”
(5 minutes later)
Me: “Just saw him. You’re right. The patient needs more valium…or maybe an exorcist.”
Paraphrasing a convo that was had at work.
Administrator: “We encourage you all to stop documenting that a patient is ‘obese’ in the charts.”
Coworker: “I hear you, but is ‘fat fuck’ off the table too?”
Me: “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”
IRS: 👀.
