Wooof that’s rough. Now I gotta aggressively scan my photos for seed phrases.

alright thats pretty badass, not gonna lie.

Whats the coolest thing you've bought?

Yup, thats what I assumed. Nodes don't automatically rebroadcast transactions though, right?

If I had a 1sat/vb transaction that hasn't been confirmed for over a year chances are most mempools would have dropped it, and those that didn't wouldn't rebroadcast it automatically, I'd have to rebroadcast?

I'm surprised those 1sat/vb transactions lingered around mempools for so long.

Dude, it’s my birthday too!

Happy birthday, brother!

Hahaha, which language were you coming from?

Lots of software people in this administration… they’re very used to start counting at 0

40oz of gold to buy 1 btc

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Rust is kicking my ass. How long do people use it before they start liking it?

I think its even more simple than that.

Even nation states have to shitcoin before they truly appreciate bitcoin.

nostr:nprofile1qqsrwseygwgtu5688flrkwudqnwws0mvj52tsx5e07emzg7qwthe77qv68ayf has clearly never written in cursive before 🤣

Personally, I'm with you. I have the ability, curiosity, and patience to just run my own node, manage my own utxos & channels. Full sovereignty FTW.

But the market shows that most people don't want to be bothered with any of that. They just want to get some sats, hold a balance, and spend them.

Free markets aren't wrong. Custodial solutions clearly solve actual pain points for the majority of bitcoin users. Ecash is orders of magnitude better than your standard custodian today.

I'm happy it exists & will support it.

I managed to mine my 7 char npub on my M1 MacBook Air in just over a week.

“Jeffery Epstein’s Banker Warns Sex Traffickers Use Bitcoin”

Hahahaha I think that AI acronym is taken for something else

I propose “asymmetric identity functions.” Then pitch decks everywhere can use AIF as their go to three letter acronym.

Way better than DLTs

What’s the lightning equivalent of an overdraft fee?

I’m not sure what happened here but I want to apologize to nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr for breaking the primal wallet

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I’ve managed to make bitcoin deflationary.