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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com

“Hey there, How are ya?”

“Oh, not bad”

Not bad? What are you then?

Seriously. Stop saying “not bad”. The energetics of that keep you stuck in a lower vibrational state.

Your words create your reality. Abracadabra.

What’s the deal Airbnb hosts? Can we please make it a LAW for clean cookware only? 🍳🥘

What else drives you bonkers at these airbnb stays?

https://m.primal.net/OEqI.mov

We’re more powerful than ever—yet completely lost.

Drowning in information, choking on noise, starving for wisdom. Modern life is chaos. Screens, distractions, endless opinions.

The answer? Simplicity. Nature. Barefoot on the earth, sun on your skin, real food in your gut. Strip away the nonsense, and find what’s real.

https://m.primal.net/ODQY.mov

Monday’s:

• client calls

• ponder-maxx into horizon

• play with dog

• back office organization

• lead calls

• network network network

• marketing supremacy (content creation)

• sunbathing

• raw meals

• walks on beach

• play handpan & flute

• slap my balls

• philosophize with amigos

• magnesium-maxx

• sleep by 9:30pm

(By the way, Mondays are the same as every other day of the week for me)

BREATHE IN THE BREATH OF GOD

If you get genuinely upset about someone else’s opinions on xyz subjects, it just solidifies the fact that you don’t feel confident in your beliefs, or you don’t truly know your values.

Self-criticism isn’t the enemy—it’s the tone.

Criticizing from fear sounds like, “I’m lazy, I suck, I’ll never get better.” But from love? It’s, “I missed the gym this week because I was overwhelmed. I’ll plan better next time because I care about myself.”

Ate junk? Love says, “Okay, not ideal, but I’ll refocus tomorrow because I deserve to feel good.” Fear says, “You’re pathetic, no wonder you’re stuck.”

One tears you down. The other builds you up. Self-criticism rooted in love is growth. It says, “I love me enough to want better for me.” That’s where real change starts. Stop shitting on yourself. Start progressing.

The endless obsession with sexual orientation labels—gay, bi, queer (not to mention the trans agenda)—is destroying families and confusing the next generation.

Sex is designed for reproduction, for building families, for continuing life. Instead, we’ve glorified chaos and stripped it of purpose. This isn’t progress—it’s dysfunction.

Stop worshipping labels and start focusing on what matters: family, creation, and living in alignment with God’s natural design. Enough with the madness.

It’s like meditation, but better. No fancy apps. No crossed legs. Just you, staring off into the distance—ideally 180°, preferably at nature.

~ Ponder-Maxxing ~

You’re not zoning out. You’re going into the archives of your mind. Letting thoughts flow, working through your path, your anxieties, your stuff.

This isn’t wasting time; it’s recalibrating. A few minutes of pondering—truly sitting with yourself—pays insane dividends. Self-awareness, clarity, maybe even an epiphany or two.

So go on. Look at the horizon. Think deeply. Reflect wildly. And give your brain the upgrade it didn’t know it needed.

https://m.primal.net/OAMG.mov

WHEN will these changes happen? + What else did we miss that NEEDS reform & change for society’s health?

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https://m.primal.net/OABG.mov

I got a gnarly spider bite on my toe. Inflamed. Little puss. Slightly purple. Not sure what spider. What would you do to naturally heal it rapidly?

One of the biggest psyops? Convincing men to feel shame for touching themselves.

There’s nothing wrong with channeling your sexual energy—breathing it up your spine and transforming it into something creative and healing.

The real problem? The screens. Men releasing too often, glued to pixels, skipping the actual journey.

Drop the shame. Cultivate balance. Practice semen retention, breathwork, and reconnect with your body. This is about mastery, not guilt.

Waking up with dense morning wood? That’s your body saying, “We’re thriving.” Blood flow, hormones, vitality—it’s all firing.

This is medical advice.

Gong-maxxing at dawn, sending vibrations through the valley before the sun crowns the mountain—wake thy neighbors, raise the frequency.

Being healthy jacked and ungovernable is the greatest rebellious act you can do for yourself and future family this generation

Welp. Right when we thought it was over, more fires ignited and are spreading across THOUSANDS of acres throughout Cali!

Another reminder to TAKE CARE OF THE AIR YOU ARE BREATHING!

Even if you aren’t nearby these fires, you should STILL have a quality air purifier running 24/7 in your home due to so many environmental toxins.

Prayers for everyone affected ❤️

https://m.primal.net/NxBW.mov

When my family members & “friends finally apologize for being wrong about the “safe & effective” vaccines & masks and for canceling all of the bonding reunions & events during “lockdowns”

https://m.primal.net/NwuJ.mov