Uhh I don't know what to say

nostr:npub18htsymwgvzth35hka65qtr0xzku9vxp9agxqa9x6eyxrvke20w8qzqrk0m Why does he look like he's made of wax

nostr:npub1n4kc4re0enczkhnfslv8vtvqw0e68t3wfka74s0yef38j3h6ys8s40x2dq I don't think I'm qualified to answer this at all because I've never actually gone out IRL in pursuit of a relationship. :blobshh:

I find it easier myself because I can be way more confident over text and bios make it so I'm not talking to a complete unknown.

Okay I don't usually post people's faces but there's no way this guy is 42???

omg the world's shyest guy messaged — oh it's just someone else with the same name

nostr:npub1vr353jvd2q2zk6cnc9k9487ta08k7qp42mesltv4qzn2ur2ml8rqv7za00 Well all the microplastics in my blood BASICALLY make me an android

So he has permission to fuck around but she doesn't? :blobcatthink:

nostr:npub1vr353jvd2q2zk6cnc9k9487ta08k7qp42mesltv4qzn2ur2ml8rqv7za00 I told someone I was an accomplished cat petter and apparently that was enough for an unmatch :grr: 👋:blob_cat:

Starting to realize I should never message men first because they just end up unmatching sooner or later because they right swipe on everyone

I think this is the first occasion where I spelled occasion correctly (but I still want to put two S’s in there)

eating sounds

Either I scared the world's shyest guy away or he had a heart attack when I asked him to come over again :blobcatthink:

Wedding ring?

I did two things, can I take the rest of the day off

nostr:npub18htsymwgvzth35hka65qtr0xzku9vxp9agxqa9x6eyxrvke20w8qzqrk0m Keep that in your plants, THANK YOU

Sleeping on the job

Happy International Cat Day :blobcatrainbow: