May 22 is Bitcoin Pizza day!
Start making plans now.
Don't know what to call it, but it makes me wish I used coldcard.
In my highschool we'd build (and dismantle) a green house every year. everything was grown from seed, and the starts were sold to families in a bake-sale kind of environment. The money would be rolled over to next years projects.
Luke <3

On this day in 2012 Satoshi Dice accounted for half of all bitcoin transactions.
Ive made and deleted a few polls because I do not want to be zapped for giving a survey.
You can't just make your own money, it doesn't work like that!
Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.
Those that do know history are doomed to stand by screaming while everyone else repeats it.
But we made it through. Thats the important takeaway.
Code is not law, or we wouldn't have rolled back Bitcoin when 189 billion coins were created. Flaws and exploits and just that, and should be fixed.
Wait till you discover ctrl a and ctrl e
Try sending bitcoin.
Muun Wallet Is Experiencing Issues As High Fees Continue
https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/muun-wallet-experiencing-issues-due-to-high-fees/
They do lightning transactions a weird way, some would call it 'wrong', they've been spamming tf out of the blockchain for awhile now.
It should be dropped from most mempools soon since it's so low, in which case your wallet balance should return to normal. If your transaction fee were higher, it would bounce around the mempools for ~2 weeks before dissapearing. the 'v' stands for virtual. combining utxos when making a transaction is good for the overall network, but is larger in bytes than splitting a utxo. so this data is given a discount, where a byte of witness data only counts as 1/4 byte when paying fees. so they call this 'virtual bytes' to differentiate from actual transaction size.
All of these protocols are spam, and are not valid bitcoin transactions; the ability to do this was not coded into the software for this purpose, it is being abused.
The only winning move is not to play.
