All cats think they are special until they fall off that roof 😂

Is this real? 😱

Fuck Prime, we have our own death juice now 😂

Are we playing spot the difference, or did Damus do a double upload on you too 😂

Should’ve gone to Burtons 😂

Cats of NOSTR 💜

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We share the same AI 😂

The AI ?

Maybe it’s that time of the month? 😂

It’s on sale 😂

It was the months of planning that went into it 😂

Let’s all vlog 😂

https://v.nostr.build/gX5cJJTRzlrasTY9.mp4

We are the bots 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88

No, but this:

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And this is my view 😂

True 😂

Why do I suddenly get the feeling people outside of NOSTR are getting NOSTR?

Also, wen age verification on NOSTR 😂

Wen Tea for the visiting Brits? 😂

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Yes 💯

Please offer tea for when us Brits come to visit 😂

What an episode tho 😂

I can honestly say:

"Je ne regrette rien"

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Agreed.

The problem with "content creators" is they create content whether they have something to say or not.

If you have something to say, say it. If you don't listen to others.

The rule used to be, you have 2 ears and one mouth. Listen twice as much as you speak.

I think this would be a good guideline to follow here.

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We are all gods of vlog 😂

Keep vlogging 🫂

Here’s a VLOG I did a while ago, before they became popular 😂

https://v.nostr.build/oTNkW6gR4BpBOyg9.mp4

The VLOGs are taking over nostr:nprofile1qqsxdlvutspzh0jm3qacd6992rranjgd9razg365cnmn9eklay0ukkqpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6un9d3shjtnpwpcqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcj647yn suddenly I can’t avoid fitness videos 😂

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Are you a burglar by trade?

This is the way 😂

Everybody's into LoRa all of a sudden 😂

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I only golf on cruise ships while under sail 😂

Yes, but if held in self custody, Arkham track those inflows.

There is selling, but not enough to satisfy even a fraction of the reserve companies purchases.

Just in: Mike’s schedule for today:

SHITPOST 😂

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I’ve flown Concorde, so technically I’m an astronaut, except I got to quaff champagne and down foie gras instead of the paste shit they have to eat 😂

Talking of paper Bitcoin, I've also been thinking about real paper Bitcoin in the form of ecash mint tokens that could be printed and used offline in third world countries as money.

I really like this idea, but is there anyway to verify the validity of a token without being online, to prevent fake tokens entering circulation?

Yes 🙌

Conspiracy implies an agenda driven central intelligence.

I'm going for the multiple cheap huckster narrative 😂

I was an editor for many categories on DMOZ for a while 😂

I asked my cousin, a retired medical journal editor to proof read my book, she wasn't keen, so I just published it with all the mistakes intact 😂

I wonder if Saylor will accept nostr:nprofile1qyvhwue69uhkyat8d4skutndva6hjtnwv46r5dpcxsuqz9nhwden5te0vfjhgcfwdehhxarjd9kzucmpd5qzqxvfqd89dw8kqmrjfaz6zt8gfggcg93p4tm3s2slv4jrszuugfmt74rjkj offer to teach him how to use a cold wallet 😂

As an author, your bracketed sentence is incorrect, it should read:

The plural of Somebody is "Somebody's", by the way "Mike" the Author.

They don't pay me the big author bucks to spell, they pay me to write 😂

If somebodies buying all 450 BTC per day, then the reserve companies are definitely buying paper Bitcoin.

GM

I missed our town carnival parade by a couple of days, but not to worry, here’s one of the floats from our local pub 😁

Bathroom?

I keep mine locked away on the minstrels gallery 🎩

You listened to music on a boombox? 😂

NOSTR fixes this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAd-OOrdyMw

I really don't know what to say about that.

Also, it was a gerbil 😂

I’m old, but not normal 😂

10 / 25

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Ventnor 💜

I’m on a ferry

Yes 😂

He was nearly arrested for fishing without a license 😂

Draining the swamp now 👍

😂

I only have $TRUMP coin 😂

NordVPN 😂 😂 😂

Read the full article and the full thread, then read everything I've written about VPNs over the past couple of weeks, then find out who I am and my background.

Then you'll wet yourself with laughter at your own comment 😂

After 3 years on here full time, I'm on my 5th row.

And two of them happened on the same day this week 😂