HAPPY Monday 💜🫂

be kind.

be calm.

be joyful.

be humble.

be grateful.

GM comrades.

GM! ☕ Equality is a slogan based on envy. It signifies that "Nobody is going to occupy a place higher than I." 😎

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

GM! ☕ Masterclass on introducing yourself by Inigo Montoya! 😎

Gm 🫂 ☕️ 🤙

Mornin Nostr

gm frens #gm #nostr

Coordinating quite a lot of releases this month… keep building!🔥🤟

GM ☀️ 🌴 🧉

GM

GM nostr ☀️

Can you breathe slower, be more calm, and speak with more poise and confidence?

Hope everyone has an amazing day.

GOOD MORNING 🤘

Every family trip will be different than the prior.

The kids will be older, their abilities will change.

One day, they won’t need you there at all.

Be in the moment as much as possible.

You will never have the same opportunity with them again.

#dadstr

Warning: juicy steak pictures below.

I'm zapping steak pictures again today.

The better the steak, the bigger the zap.

GO!

GM Nostr 🫂💜 The infinity palindrome block 888,888 has officially been mined on this Glorious day ✨🎉 #Bitcoin