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Weird Mike Jerkovic
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Trans man, anti woke and not relying on others. I can't get enough of myself! #Bitcoin & #Freedom Zaps will be forwarded to someone who needs them.

Good evening #nostr

Well, it turns out that I didn't do that bad. According to my coach I should consider my first training fight a success.

Gonna get long again, so only read if you are bored and interested in my kickboxing experience.

When I arrived I was introduced to my first opponent. A 15yo girl with a height of 158cm. I'm 186cm, so I thought that it might not be that bad πŸ˜†

Turns out that she started with kickboxing at the age of three. In one corner we had 12 years of experience and in the other we had barely 8 weeks.

The fight was meant to last three rounds. In the first round I actually felt like I am doing a solid job, I served a few punches and kicks. Of course I received double the amount.

After the first round the coach told the little girl to stop saving her energy, it's only three rounds. Well, that was the end of me serving anything. I tried a few times but always ended up with a foot or hand flying against my head.

Especially her kicks were so freaking hard and precise, with our height difference that was the most impressive thing today.

So the last two rounds I was downgraded to a punching bag. πŸ˜† The next days I might develop some nice coloured bruises. And I am glad that my head was protected.

After the fight we talked a bit. All the bystanders must have had bets on how often I will be on the ground. The girl was disappointed that I didn't go down a single time. Apparently it's her job handing out this kind of humiliation for newbies like me.

My coach was happy with my performance. The girl said that my punches are fast and hard, and that I got three good hits on her in the first round. But she also said that I am kicking like a baby.

On Thursday we will be working on the kicks! After the fight it's time to prepare for the revenge! Yes, I agreed to another one of them beatings πŸ˜†

I definitely lost, but I am proud!

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I feel you, I grew up with that.

Tonight I have my kickboxing classes again, I was promised a training fight against a real person.

Can't wait to get my ass beaten πŸ˜†

damn, I nearly forgot!

good evening #nostr

is that real? and who is she?

asking for a friend πŸ‘€

Does apple know that they can't stop incoming zaps from other clients?

They just do what they've always been doing, restricting their own customers.

Throw out your apples

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Good evening #nostr

Long post, only read if you are bored.

Today I went to the Mythenquai (a beach). I just wanted to get some sun and cool back down every now and then, instead I got some peripheral vision training πŸ˜† and no swimming.

I should have checked before, they had something going on today and I couldn't get on the beach. I just grabbed my towel and found a nice spot in the grass to enjoy the sun (almost naked). Out of the corner of my eye I could see a guy looking over, but every time I turned my head in his direction he quickly turned his away.

Of course I played that game for a while before changing position so I was facing him the whole time. That made him totally nervous and it didn't take long for him to get up and ready to leave.

Of course I couldn't let him just leave, so I was quickly shouting "hello" and waving him over. He came slowly and with a bright red head (might have been too much sun). I asked him if there is any chance that he has sun cream, and if he could put some on my back. Well, I could see the disappointment in his eyes πŸ˜†, he didn't have any.

I told him that I don't want to slow him down even more and said bye. He finally found his voice and said that he is not in a hurry (still nervous tho). I offered him some space on my towel asking if he wants a little chat.

We were talking for about half an hour, and he was trying so hard to keep eye contact. I ended the torture and put on a shirt. He did so well that I had to give him my number. Let's see if he makes first contact, and if he does I will ask him how he liked what he saw πŸ˜†

It might sound mean but I enjoy those little teasings. And if he asks, I won't say no to a date πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Sorry for the text wall!