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I don’t know Jack Dorsey. Co-founder of the Hippo Appreciation Club Pointed out the penis butter typo In my mud girl era, love pottery and plants. Unrepentant biblioholic. Will always point out and appreciate the cute puppy.

But if someone never sends me a meme then they don’t care about me. So you’ve got to risk the biscuit. Send a meme.

Depends how much we’re talking before the first date. If every meme someone sends me I don’t find funny then they’re not the one for me!

Anyone else getting months old receipts from merchants using Square today? #asknostr nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m

Don’t ask for someone’s number when they’re at work and it’s their job to be nice to you.

If you’re picking up on a serious vibe and feel like they would be interested. Ask them out but be super respectful if the answer is no. Ask towards the end of being around them.

Them there fightin’ words. It’s Ar-kan-saw

I remember Thursday because I didn’t do shots with you until Friday night and you were taking it easy. 😂

Thursday night you did try to get me vodka shots and I said no and you replied, “ok two!?” while walking to the bar. 😂

And then doing vodka shots with you is like getting the relay nuked.

I hope you have a beautiful Thanksgiving dinner! Any mishaps will make funny stories in years to come. 🫂💜

Let me know if you’re looking for any specific recipes. Aim to keep the menu simple. Bake any desserts or pies the day before. Prep what you can Wednesday night. Friends making their first turkeys have screwed up in typically one of three ways: 1) not discarding the gizzards 2) buying a frozen turkey the day before and thinking it will defrost in time 3) not timing how long it will take to roast a bird of the size you got.

I’ll stay in the mansion but please keep the orgy confined to specific rooms. I’ll also bring febreeze.