Precisely. But I'm just always keeping in mind that old saying that neighbor's lawn is always greener. Lot of people here imagine such life like a fairy tale.

You van either choose insult zap of 1 or rather: an invoice. 😂

I just made this drink, but served it hot without any toppings. Now,after half a mug, I don't feel like moving, even posting a note is so much work!

https://youtu.be/N_2vR1bBUdE

Also I added two more rum shots, because come on.

#christmas #drinkstr #eggnog #recipe

I might sleep now.

Nice😂😂😂

I'd eat it in front of somebody just to fuck them up👀😆

What? Too much carbs?

VERY WELL

I SEE YOUR KINK AND RAISE YOU THIS

#foodstr #wtf

He'll be the reason fathers will get shotguns. For daughters AND wives.

Finish with something sweet.

Girl one of my sons has my personality and it's no win either.👀😂

#meme

Bahahaha

#shitpost

#meme #memestr #shitpost

#catstr

I love him. 👀

I just saw Close encounters and - as a big scifi fan - would enjoy Long kiss better. In its genre it's a great movie.

Oh no. It's english bs acting like italian and definitely coming from china. School is trying to push Pokemon, but kids have soft spot for worse.

Little kids hype over everything familiar, whatever bs that may be. I gave up on that three hypes ago, learned the brainrots' names, and now mock third graders with my vast knowledge. Patching clothes with chimpanzini bananini just zo fuck with other mums too.🫡😆

#catstr #memestr

Už zase nějaká konference?

ReLAY is really the word✊

Thanks for the tip nostr:nprofile1qqst5x9k23f40nlcu5c6enlp6cy6g8hnqglm5pcak89ltfn5frqeq3spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxxmmfdehhxtnfduhszxnhwden5te0wp6hyctkd9jxztnwdaehgu3wd3skuep0uplhlr, I bought Ballerina Capuccina crochet kit with pattern.🫡 Brainrots are hot commodity in our 6yo's school. Bless those friends who don't know what I'm talking about.

Then I forgot that pattern at home while were at grandma's, so I loosely winged it based on https://youtu.be/Xogf5aSag4c 😅 Meh, I couldn't read patterns anyway, what a mess😆

Nevertheless, 6yo fell in love with her, carries her around and gives her kisses for her to come alive, so it's a win.

#crochet #diy #brainrot #moonchild #mumstr

Nice. I'll just relay on drugs.

Long kiss goodnight is such a good action movie😩

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Christmas feast. We have finally use for pregnant man emoji.

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I'm so full

and yet

I'm not stopping.

#shitpost #lol

Krásné Vánoce. 🤗

I used to had a cat since she was three weeks old, she was copying everything including walking on two. In the end she was even picking up landline phone, which was perfect - who knew us, knew they're talking to the cat and I'm not around. And any sellers with any bs were weirded out by somebody picking up and doing weird noises🖕👌😃

I'd take it if it came with a shitload of money.

Dammit I'm not waiting until Easter with sharing this.

SPOILER ALERT #christmas

#jesus #wtf #lol

People now prefer ai babies next to reality. What a time to be alive.

We are all married to Bitcoin.

RIGHT? I breastfed two kids and tasting/drinking it is just wrong.

Where the hell did the conversation took this turn👀😆

So untranslatable.

It gets so much better in czech, since goats mean tits😃

Oh no mylady, I'm barely a shitposter!

Also today I taught new dirty limerick to five children. Bahaha.

What happened?

#catstr #foodstr

GM and today's #proofofwalk

My kid has school in pretty great location. I drop him off, make the dog happy, pick some rose hips on the way..❤️

#dogstr #nature #photo #gm

Yeah. Sneaky bitch anxiety found a new way.

That is insane and correct description.

Yeah, the tourist center is brutal🥲