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Stephan Rinbaum
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asking the most clueless questions about life @spirko sent me

I agree, but not yet have achieved this level. I hope that means that I am not yet ready to die.

This is exactly why I have no REAL ID. It's totally useless. Not that I believe in the state in any way, but this REAL ID is literally the man just fucking with us.

They claim that because so many states allow non-citizens to obtain drivers' licenses, it's caused an authenticity issue. Notwithstanding the holograms, the RF chips, et cetera, added to drivers licenses over the years to ensure their authenticity.

Now they claim that bringing your birth certificate to the same state traitor against humanity - oops, I mean, DMV office worker - will somehow make things 100% more accurate, as if no one could possibly falsify a birth certificate. I had to get a new one many years ago and it was easy because a friend of mine worked in city hall where the certificate was issued. Mine is real but Dr. Photoshop could make a facsimile even with the free edition.

The world is already codifying biometric ID (eye scan) for international travel. Whether we like it or not, IDs of any kind will be obsolete in five years. They kicked the can down the REAL ID road for twenty years and now that we're just about ready for ocular ID, they're going to make us all get new IDs?

That's just BS. REAL ID is just the man fucking with us. Next they'll tell us that we have to bring a stool sample. They are laughing a good one about this.

surely someone can vibe code every zap every made and come up with an average plus three standard deviations..:)

It’s here! New Orleans is notorious for being behind trends - cigar bars got here just as they were fading elsewhere, Starbucks got here only in the 21st century, but not this time! Presenting….LIVE facial recognition, with the claim that this is the first instance of its use in the USA. Of course this is the norm in Chinese cities and I doubt that it hasn’t already been in use in the USA, but maybe not with city government approval and support. Yay, New Orleans? :(

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/05/19/live-facial-recognition-police-new-orleans/

"Harry's Circumcision" by Lou Reed, from the album of the decade, "Magic and Loss".

I'm not a sad person, but I like sad songs. Counterbalance, I guess.

😥 Indeed. The greatest irony of all. I remember reading that the queen would routinely be pranked by schoolchildren when she made her rare visits to Australia - they once set a water fountain on her, and once the schoolkids all "mooned" her motorcade, but I guess that was many decades ago. Whither the Australians' rebel spirit?

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😂 best meme ever

🙄 crazy. Humans' inability to think in the abstract (i.e. "it's not affecting me at the moment, so I don't care) is truly saddening. It's the principle, not the act. As the poem goes, "first they came for the trade unionists, but I was not a member, so I didn't care"..:(

This is absolutely bonkers to me. Either this is a lie/misconstruction or Australians are rioting in the streets and burning down the homes of politicians, judges and police and it's not being reported.

If I am wrong, please introduce me to a pretty Australian girl (and there are lots of them). I promise to treat them better than that and I'll still get everything I ever dreamed of. :)

guilty. I do review, but not often enough.

Exactly. The most hilarious part is the "primary" for the major parties. Political parties are literally corporations. tax-exempt corporations, but corporations.

Just like M&M/Mars is a corporation. When they throw "primaries", these are just travelling road shows to drum up money. Parties have no legal obligation whatsoever to accept any particular platform, nor any particular candidate. The parties choose platforms and candidates that will benefit the party, mostly financially, not "the people". Even though a lot of Republicans hate Trump, his fund raising and influence potential are high enough that they nominated him anyway.

So what about "the people"? You (I'd say "we", but I do not participate in the national shower curtain festival) are the customer. Just like someone who buys Peanut M&M's is to M&M/Mars. Sure, M&M's wants to sell a lot of M&M's, and the company may even have polls every once in a while to choose a new colour, but those polls aren't binding, and just because you like peanut M&M's, you don't get to choose the CEO. The corporate leadership chooses the direction of the corporation, not the consumers.

Now you know how I feel. They were a dime when i was a kid. They went directly from 10 cents to 15 cents - a 50% hike - and then all uphill from there lol.

Now you know how I feel. They were a dime when i was a kid. They went directly from 10 cents to 15 cents - a 50% hike - and then all uphill from there lol.

“Who knows? If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix — a clean well lighted place full of sunshine and bromides and fast cars where almost everybody seems vaguely happy, except those who know in their hearts what is missing... And being driven slowly and quietly into the kind of terminal craziness that comes with finally understanding that the one thing you want is not there. Missing. Back-ordered. No tengo. Vaya con dios. Grow up! Small is better. Take what you can get...”

- Hunter S Thompson

purpose: my table is wobbly and I will put the pile of money under the shorter leg.

...and while you were all looking at REAL ID..

“You’re now required to have an account with login.gov or id.me.

This mandatory change simplifies your sign-in experience and aligns with federal authentication standards while providing you safe and secure access to our online services.

You can immediately start using your login.gov account to access online services. Your old username will no longer be available.”

The "password to use the internet has been born". Along with REAL ID, the "singularity" is indeed here. One button denial of all services rather than messy having to shut down more than one login or e-mail is almost here!

Get ready kids.

Two headlines that describe government in a nutshell:

Permit now required for new residential roofs in New Orleans

https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/new-orleans-homes-roofs-permit-insurance-crisis-repairs-city-administration/289-1d03fd3f-19e4-4b32-80ad-211690ce0514

Ramp connecting Earhart Boulevard to Broad Street closed due to collapse risk

https://www.wwltv.com/article/news/local/orleans/ramp-connecting-earhart-boulevard-to-broad-street-closed-due-to-collapse-risk/289-a96859ff-af0f-4040-a3b2-f6158d4ee3da

All I can say us that this reminded me of a phrase that sat at the back of my classroom in high school:

"Zapatero, a tus zapatos!"