Salon lady: what do you want?

Me: clam nails with butter, please!

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I think you might have clamydia 😬

That’s only if you stick them up your butt πŸ˜‚πŸ€­

I’m sorry πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#disturbstr

I’m here for it

I think you provide a valuable service to the community πŸ˜…

I just really like clams man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You can also get disturbed by the things she says.. or cackles out loud like a witch. Time to make a podcast nos?

that’s true. Most people don’t know how hard and regularly I cackle πŸ˜‚

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Mildly erotic and disturbing

I would just lick my fingers and would need another manicure πŸ˜‚

Lick lick lick