Salon lady: what do you want?
Me: clam nails with butter, please!

Salon lady: what do you want?
Me: clam nails with butter, please!

No. You are lying. Noooooooo
I think you might have clamydia π¬
Thatβs only if you stick them up your butt ππ€

Iβm sorry ππππ
#disturbstr
Iβm here for it
I think you provide a valuable service to the community π