IKEA is the #1 place for a first date

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Meatballs and bed testing

I actually agree πŸ’―

stop simping 🀣🀣🀣

who am i simping for πŸ€”

Fasting culture has changed since I got married 15 years ago

fasting culture?

^blind date

Whut

Why did you choose Ikea?

you get to see how they are with picking food - decision making

you get to envision a future together and see how your tastes align - see how you would match for the future, and also get a lot of insight on each other's past

also the walking part is really long, so you can see how they are with that, do they whine or not etc

I love shopping at Ikea but not for a date. Lol

πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I think it’s a good test to see if you can click enough with the person to have fun no matter where you are. Also ikea is rather fun on its own 😍 if they don’t have fun in ikea they might be too serious πŸ€”

Lots of time for romantic dates after πŸ’―β˜ΊοΈ

agree with IKEsharA here

New nickname πŸ€” I like it πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ₯Ή

"Ikea is rather fun"

I dont have a response to that

Oi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚ I’d love it ☺️ also if there’s an awkward silence from nerves it’s okay, cos you got lots of stuff around to play with 😍. Dinner dates on a first date are a no go for me πŸ‘€ there’s no escape if they end up being a dull dud

dinner date is like 3rd-4th thing imo

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Trying food is fun but if your date is awful then it kills the taste of the food πŸ₯Ή scientifically proven πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ”¬

Keep it dynamic, low pressure, share an experience instead performing for each other.

This πŸ‘†πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ”₯

This is why i used to go skydiving on first dates

Users have pointed out this account is known to be sarcastic

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Skydiving isn’t a bad idea πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

Also dont think dates should be "tested"

There is beauty in all imo its best to focus on what can i bring to a relationship/date.

tests happen regardless if you want it or not

some do them subconsciously, some consciously

Matching is one thing but to have a first date in a setting to play judge on a potential partner seems quite cynical or maybe my views are too romantic

i think you and i have a different understanding of tests here

I get what you mean, romance is very important but I think protecting your heart is only fair too πŸ₯Ή tests are for that too. I’ve been on so many dates where the guy just tries to find an excuse to feel me up. Ngl, hurts my feelings a bit πŸ₯Ή.

I would love to find someone in London who would just walk and talk with me and wait a lil bit for the other stuff, cos god knows my sex drive is through the roof so it’s not like it’s not gonna happen. I feel like the small stuff like laughing together, that’s more romantic ☺️ plus Ikeas a family place and perfect for that. Might have to steal this date idea πŸ€”

Quite disappointing to read that.

You'll find someone πŸ«‚. Though am doubtful it will be through dating apps - signal too low.

It’s alright πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚ tis life. I’m learning a lot which is good.

Definitely πŸ’―πŸ«‚, think I’m just gonna walk up to someone and ask them out to IKEA πŸ”₯πŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ½ could be rather exciting ☺️

This is the way πŸ˜‚. Good luck πŸ’ͺ

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œ thank you squidgy

I’d argue that Home Depot is better

but u wouldn’t know #tanelhasnt

hue been to ikea tho?

home depot, is that like ikea, but even bigger?

I’ve beeeeen it’s not my cup of tea

& it’s like Toys R Us for Adults

They’ve got it ALL

Toys R Us?

bro

U had to be there

It was amazing

fak

i need to see the clown world with my own eyes, have to visit the states some day

They closed their stores back in 2018 😭

some things you will never experience but it’s okay

https://youtu.be/XwOSgUUvU6s?si=k9eOBhOCHZMWuRVw

ffs

There’s an open Toys R Us down the street from me rn πŸ€”

I’m in Cucklandia though πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

hmm, might pay a visit soon

Definitely do so πŸ«‚πŸ€ 

hot take

dam

I got my own hot take as well

ikea merch is fire

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What was his name? Sounds fun.

huh

He called you gay

sorry then buddy, not gay myself, but thank you for showing interesting 😘

No, you’ve nailed it

I would be weary of someone suggesting IKEA as a first date.

the food is alright. you're literally trapped in a long walk. you're looking at stuff that implies living together.

but mostly, the fact that you're trapped with no easy way out. A good first date location/activity has an easy out for both parties because then you know if they stuck with the date, they probably had a good time because they could have left at any point.

don't frame it like that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

stop it karo

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You mean like this...

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https://youtu.be/KhgaGbZ9IfE?feature=shared

They even have great food. I love ikea

They got 50% off hot entrΓ©es on Friday for IKEA Family Members

All this for 21K sats