DEEZ NUTS MARIE

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And you call yourselves β€˜right side up people’ 🀨

Oh we’re broken in the head.

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TY 🐸 πŸ«‚

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🀣 just threw ser sleepy off.. the power of deez

deez ain’t nun 2 mess wit fr fr

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Nope no idea, I’m not a young male in case you hadn’t noticed πŸ˜‚

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Don’t be a social deviant, George.

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And β€˜nother one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kocEstukIB4

Wow!! Hot!

From the new Mario movie?

It’s the new Marvel x Nintendo collab, called The Shroom-Man πŸ„

That’s it. I quit nostr. Bye

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That’s kinda sext actually, Chris Hemsworth better watch out πŸ˜‚

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Oh here we go again, now wtf is up dog?

Oh hey what’s up Marie?

Not much. What’s up with you dawg?

Can you people not spell? I don’t get it 🀨

Sup?

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We’re just saying hi. You asked us what’s the fuck up dog. We’re just being courteous and responding by giving you the same salutation.

Short for:

What is up?

What’s up?

β€˜s up?

sup?

So you say β€˜updog’ instead?

Sup dog?

So you call each other dog?

For a time we did.

Then you all need to find god 🀨

I mean…that’s true

Found him. Still find dark, sexual humor hilarious πŸ˜‚

God found me he said, no thanks

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But funny how the coupons enables the federal government employees to think about their jobs without any real conflict of interest while the development can be nurtured.

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check bio, I love y’all πŸ™Œ

What a time it was

It was the best of times

You’re definitely not right up there people! Something is wrong with you all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Can’t spell and say nuts and dogup

Have you downloaded GTA yet. It’s time to begin your training to visit πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

What the hell is that?

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Do I look like a gamer to you? πŸ˜‚

What does gamer look like?

How we have to roll in the states.. just to make it day to day

You all wouldn’t cope coming to the land down under, we have no violence or guns so you’re withdrawal symptoms couldn’t cope! πŸ˜‚

I’ve been down under

How in the world did you cope without your guns πŸ”«

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Tupac has been down unda

We would have to fight giant mutant roos, eat wombats and fight damn panda bears! ☠️

first time I left the states for a few month spell I couldnt sleep well because I didn’t hear gunfire at night…it was awful

Tragic, how the hell did you cope…Valium πŸ˜‚

I got home and snuggled my guns obvi

Of course you do, have you named each one of them and kiss them hello and goodbye

I sleep in my ghillie suit

Yep

Classic sleepwear.

I told her Americans have to sleep with clothes on because naked gunfights have the potential to become awkward, but she didn’t believe me. Thanks for backing me up πŸ«‚

We came full circle! Just like my favorite book, β€œIf you Give a Mouse a Cookie”

What is that?

Only the greatest children’s book of all time.

Recent read I enjoyed was β€œGo the f%#* to sleep” narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Had to give it away as the preschooler is reading words now and is a quick study πŸ˜‚

CLASSIC πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That was from Sitko! He said something… forgot what… but surely it was fu ser πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–• lol πŸ˜‚

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Told you all…dickhead frog πŸΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I am F.RO.G. and a dickhead. Facts.

Yes. πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ«Ά

LOL!

Smart kid like his mom!

Tune in tomorrow for;

β€œIf you give an Aussie a gun”

We’ll just try to drink from it 🍻

Maybe that’s where shotgunning a beer comes from..

Or is a shoe still the preferred vessel?

We’ll drink out of anything we can find πŸ˜‚

Btw when are you coming to the great state of California?

Hopefully next year, my son wants to visit LA, San Fran, Silicon Valley!

Very violent places.. he should be well armed

He’s only 13 years old πŸ˜‚

We were will put him in a platoon of other fighting men. He is a man in a warzone

Word scramble lol

Oh my lord πŸ˜‚

Yeah, all good πŸ‘

I live in the Bay, so let me know!

Is that….San Francisco??? At this point I’m too scared to ask anything related to the US government πŸ˜‚

The US gov will fu people up. Be armed!

Yeah I’m south a bit.

Tijuana?

Hahahah not that south

Good times there!

How big is your library sir?

HA!

Between all of the β€œIf you give A’s”, and the β€œPout Pout Fish” series, I’d say it’s 2nd to the library of Congress.

Pout pout fish is in heavy rotation lol

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I bought firecrackers and lit them by my head to remind me of home

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Self prescribed lol

Truth

Here’s some Aussie slang for ya;

β€˜Fair suck of the sav’

play fair?

Oh how long did it take you to look that up on google? πŸ˜‚

Well…

I had to find my glasses.

Turn on the computer.

Dial up the modem.

Check my email.

Then I used yahoo search.

My notifications going off 🀣🀣

Can we all calm our NIPs here? πŸ’œ

What’s a notification?

You invited yourself into this thread πŸ˜‚

Updog!

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Was fun while it lasted

It would be awful if you went away buddy πŸ₯Ί

CAN EVERYONE GET A GRIP!?

Bad phrasing considering recent topics πŸ˜‚

Or good depends on perspective πŸ€”

You make a convincing argument sir

You know shit is getting bad when #[6]​ starts intervening πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

It’s all good here y’all. Nothing to worry about πŸ«‚ https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_004d2bc8fea50a4ddf4312396e57d6d798377d31e1c600095c56cd841363aa52.webp

A masterpiece.

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YES LOL

Noooooooo I JUST got to using Nostore n was gonna thank you for it 😭😭😭

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Bruh?

WTF

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So sorry, timing was too good. Back to the shadows I go lol

Thats messed up right there! Lol

You all need therapy πŸ˜‚

This IS therapy

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I can’t unsee it and I’ve seen some shit 😭

May the power of Kirby carry you through your days.

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Pokémon dicks.. snakes in unmentionable 🐸 orifices..

πŸ‘€ s on πŸ”₯ w my notifications

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Nostr after dark gone wild! 🀣