GM party people. What’s good in the hood ?

Me? Oh I’m still constipated AF. Thank you for asking!

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Prunes luv, drink the juice, eat the fruit, plenty of water...

Yes all the fiber and hydration 🙏

Magnesium citrate should sort you out. You'll have to experiment to find the appropriate dose for you. I suggest trying at least 300mg per day (taken all in one dose) to start with if your condition is bad. If you're needing to counter the effect of opioids/opiates, probably more. Good luck.

That’s exactly it! I was on opiates for a few days

ginger tea

Must buy some

Was just thinking about shitposting, and saw this post. I shit you not!

I shit. You not!

Periods are powerful 🤔

In more ways than one 😂

Yesss that’s the whole point. You shit and I cannot

GM

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I hear swimming in the Seine is good for a clear out too

Ahhh I am forbidden from taking baths or swimming for another week unfortunately

Smelly

Yeah I’m allowed to shower thank God. Just not “submerge” yet

I wish you a speedy recovery

And an effortless shit?

Defo girl. A shit has to be easy otherwise you end up inside out!

Ooo I tell ya, I almost did that

GM. Things r good here. I'm sorry to hear things are still backed up for you. Praying for laxity.😇 🤟

Thank you friend! I felt a little rumble as you said that 🤞

Mornin, luv 👋🌞!

Just finished marinating the chicken. And now I'm getting the little one ready for her weekly self-defense lesson.

Oh damn that’s super cool! I love a strong mini woman 🫂

have you tried any essential oils?

Not yet! To smell or eat? And which ones?

maybe to apply it to the skin on your belly with an oil (coconut?). I thought about peppermint, but since you're recovering from surgery I don't know if it's good. nostr:npub1nl8r463jkdtr0qu0k3dht03jt9t59cttk0j8gtxg9wea2russlnq2zf9d0, do you know what could help?

If you’re into rubbing your belly, (lol Buddha!) one of my yoga teachers swears by running castor oil on your belly to help you poop 💩

You are post surgery, and that’s normal*

I am not a doctor!!! 👩🏻‍⚕️

But, you know, prunes work. This is why you have friends over 40 🤣

But post surgery with a mix of opiates, you’re gonna struggle to shit for a while. You may wanna call a real doctor. Not a Nostr MD

sun dried tomatoes also worked for me...

Hahahaha I agree. I’m gonna call her tomorrow if it’s not resolved. She already warned me that this would happen. My mom send me a castor oil pack that I haven’t tried yet so maybe I will 🫂

The castor oil pack thing is underrated. It’s in the Edgar Cayce readings (do a search) and NOT from wackadoo girlies on TikTok 🤙

I’m sold.

Whatever helps ya shit! 💩

i think even just literally eating a lot of fat will help smooth things out

but to smell maybe the peppermint is fine.

Ok perfect, I have that!

Peaches are in season. Easy to eat a whole basket. Very effective!

Yummm 🤤

GM 💩

5000mg of Vitamin C powder dissolved in a glass prune juice will get things moving.

Damn I have to do another grocery order for sure 🫂 thank you

Jackfruit smoothie every morning will regulate your metabolism.

Ooo I haven’t had it in a while, but I loveeeee jackfruit 🫂