The things we buy hoping we never have to use them. It's like buying a fire extinguisher and then hoping your house doesn't burn down.
I don't know about you, but every time I think about life insurance, I feel like I'm signing up for the ultimate pyramid scheme. I mean, I pay money every month, and if I die, someone else gets the payout. It's like a reverse lottery where nobody wants to win.
And then there's property insurance. You know, the thing that's supposed to protect your house and all your stuff. But have you ever actually read the fine print on those policies? It's like trying to decipher a code written in ancient hieroglyphics. "Acts of God" this, "exclusions" that. I swear, if a meteorite crashes through my roof, I'm just going to call it an "act of negligence" on the part of the universe and hope for the best.
But you know what really grinds my gears? When insurance companies try to upsell you on all kinds of crazy coverage you don't need. "Would you like to add earthquake insurance to your policy?" Um, excuse me, but I live in Ohio. The biggest natural disaster we have here is when the Buckeyes lose a football game.
And don't even get me started on those commercials with the cute talking animals. "Get Allstate and be better protected from mayhem like me!" Yeah, because when a moose crashes through my living room, I want a talking gecko on my side.
In the end, I guess we all just have to hope for the best when it comes to insurance. And if anything does go wrong, well, at least we can all commiserate over a drink at the bar. Cheers to that.
Yes to all that. Oh and Go Bucks!
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