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- Things you can say at the bakery and in the bedroom! 🤔😜

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let me eat that

😂

😂

Let's put a bun in the oven.

yep!

Penisbutter! 🐶🐾🫡🤣

I almost forgot about it🤣

The Fishcake 🤣

Thread winner.

Oh come on Derek you got have a go 😜

I’ll have a slice of that cake xo

I know I can’t play but:

Can I put my meat in those buns?

Would you like cream in those buns?

When eating a long John, I like to suck the cream through the hole first.

🤣🤣 damn!

😂🤷‍♂️

🤤

When should I pull it out? 😅

😂

🤣🤣

Can I have some cream from your cannoli please.

😂

Glazed.

Nuts? Please?

Thats a lot of cream filling. Squeeze some cream out of that 🎂🍼🫂

i’m gonna fuck these cinnamon buns

You’d say that at the bakery??? 😂😂

What the? 🤣

😂

Yes, he does say that in the bakery. I heard him tell the person, who sold him the cinnamon buns, and he started fucking the cinnamon buns right in the bakery!!

Someone called the cops. But they just gave him a warning.

Wait, what! 😳

Yeah, he literally fucks honey buns in the bakery. Thats the way I read it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cinnamon buns I should say, not honey buns.

Almost the same thing isn’t it!

Yes, I think honey buns are sweeter and cinnamon buns taste more like cinnamon however.

We only have cinnamon buns here, so unsure about the honey buns.

This is funnier because Spanish.

yes

Thats bad ass!! Haha!! 😂

Squeeze the icing on it 😜🧁

What kind of design do you want on your cupcakes? 😂😂

I like to lick out the cream from inside.

(Could be used for cream filled donuts, or maybe other things?)

🤣

I like the buns nice and warm

Donut frosting 🍩💎

One more please and Stir the whipped cream good and beat it well and then pour it full. not too thick. I like it hard 😋

🤣

What that smell? 🤣😂

You actually say that in a bakery? 😂

😆 😂

You have to beat it and then put your nuts in.

You cannot play, but this is good 😂

Trying to get the creative juices of nostr flowing 😂

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

🤣

It’s a bit dry.

Here taste my cookie batter 😁

🤣

It’s moist.

You have to warm it up before you put it in 🙃

Ok I’m done 😂

😂😂

I’ll be honest, it looked better than it tasted.

😂😂

I’ll take that butt.

You say that in a bakery? 😂

Only if you like the end of the loaf.

Just the tip.

🤣

Is that cream filled?

I’m not sure I can eat that much.

I can’t wait to put my meat between these buns.

How much yeast is in that?

Would you mind wrapping that up before I take it?

Smells fresh. 🤣

🤣

😂😂

“Coming, I’ll be there in a sec”

Would you like cream filling?

🤣

where muffins meet frosting

Está caliente

🤣

You’ve got a bun in the oven

I have a baguette for you

🤣

Que rica empanada

😂

The plain ones are kind of boring

Take a number if you want this baguette

Is there cream inside ?

Thank you come again

Nailed it 🤣🤣

It’s leaking

Can I lick it?

That baguette is so hard

That baguette won’t fit inside

May I come in?

The more yeast, the more it'll rise

Can't skip the dessert

Let it rise before you put it in

Oh my. The naughty.

Lol I couldn’t resist

Damn you wine 🍷 already zapped the winners!😜

That’s ok I’m just here to cause trouble 😂🤙

You can check that box. Giggle.

Y’all got game. The game!

Perfect! 😂😂😂

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Baby girl give me that cake 💙

😂

Everything is better when put in a sandwich, specially montecristo

You are gonna enjoy this eggplant brownie

Wait, what? In a bakery?

Homemade, in bakery, doesn't matter. The point is being fudgier, I guess

💩😂

Have you tried these with hot butter?

kneading your dough makes me rise baby

🤣😂

Is that a baguette in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

It’s really lovely when the four of us can get together like this.

Its really Soft

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