Turns out I'm in complete opposition of how Oregon's Castle Doctrine laws work. With the way the laws are written, you're only allowed to use force proportional to the crime. So in my case, with somebody trespassing and stealing from me, it's technically classified as a non-violent theft. Meaning if I were to kneecap them, or rough them up with a machete, or even beat them with some fucking sticks, I could catch an assault charge and go to jail.

They're trespassing and stealing period. I should just be able to shoot them and have it be done with.

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

Yes but couldn’t you just rob them and send ‘em on thier way ?

"he's coming right at me!" 🤔

Ah yes. Almost forgot about this. 🤣

::backhoe emoji::

any way you can plant a tracker in the bud?

Wonder how long it would take them to notice it. But I did think about that. I wouldn't necessarily be worried about getting it back, I guess, at that point. More getting them arrested or something at that point.

they know where you live. until you know where they are you wont have any leverage. cause #dumlaws

imagine they live in their parents basement or something, you wont even need the cops, you can just embarrass them away 😂

That would be Satisfying.

Just beat the brakes off them and take everything they have. They arent gonna call the cops

Fisticuffs like an old timey boxer

Fair.

I'm surprised they don't have squatter's rights for making it in the door.

Lmao

Strange person enters the bedroom at 2am……

Excuse me sir, are you here to steal from me or murder my family? I want my response to you to be appropriate and measured.

Idiocy everywhere. Sorry the majority of your neighbors have chosen retarded people to represent them in government.

So who is really the problem?

In America we choose representatives not leaders. So the problem and the solution is always the individual citizens.

its been a subtle brainwashing over the years. to shift the language to Leaders in Our Democracy™️ from representatives in our republic

💯!

A dead man can't testify against you.

🪦

Not an attorney but I don’t think any state in the union would make it legal for you to shoot a trespasser on your land if your reasonable belief is that they are stealing something off your land.

You could confront them and make them leave, and then depending on what took place next your reasonable belief could change into one where you would be justified (your reasonable belief that they will harm you). Consider a book by Massad Ayoob.

What about barbed wire? Dog?