The ostrich is a dumb, unaesthetic bird.
The sloth is cute and lives in Costa Rica. Just saying. π
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Yea but ostriches are really fast
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Yes but what about the Nostrich?
slothstrich
Ostrich is the fastest bird on land, just saying π
Stand your ground, don't run away.
The ostrich is "Unaesthetic"? It dances, runs real fast, and tastes reeeeaaalll good. It's in its rightful place! A king among birds!
Can't even fly. What a loser!
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slothstr?
Meh Nostrsloth? Are you really ready to go to war with #[2]?
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Nah I don't care that much, just stating my opinion.
I don't respect flightless birds. π
What about the penguins?!
https://giphy.com/gifs/sandiegozoo-penguin-waddle-waddling-QWRtAK9uifSKEZx7LX
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Mandrik out here trying to test whether he can be the first person cancelled on nostr π
I didn't get to where I am by not speaking my mind. π
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My ostrich will kick not only your sloths ass, but yours too.
I actually know how to fly, plus I own guns.
Your plane and gun are a replacement for your lack of balls.
But how do you feel about the Nosdragon?
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Dragon > bird
Wait, is a dragon a reptilian bird??
Grew up playing D&D and read 100+ Dragonlance novels.
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How about Super Nostrian, the caped crusader for hard money.