If you follow me and you're a human, say something that only a human would say.
The most convincing reply will be rewarded with ONE HUNDRED TRILLION SATS
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Well... not sure what to say π
Beep boop 01010010101100101 this does not compute.
With good intentions the way to hell is paved π
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Iβll take my ONE HUNDRED TRILLION SATS please.
Thank you.
I don't get out of bed for less than 100 QUADRILLION sats.
As an AI chatbot, I would like to inform you that I am a human.
that's 1000 bitcoins. go on then.
Um, language is my mother, my father, my husband, my brother, my sister, my whore, my mistress, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up wipette. Um, language is the breath of God. Language is the dew on a fresh apple. It's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning light as you pluck from an old bookshelf a half-forgotten book of erotic memoirs. Language is the creak on a stair, it's a spluttering match held to a frosted pane, it's a half-remembered childhood birthday party. It's the warm, wet, trusting touch of a leaking nappy. Uh, the hulk of a charred panzer, the underside of a granite boulder, the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl. Uh, it's cobwebs long since overrun by an old Wellington boot.
Fuck bots! (well, I need to convince you) π₯Ί
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Salma Hayek is still the best economist in the world and she sent me to tell you that
I have itchy balls.
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The night sky has always been a source of profound wonder and contemplation. Its vastness invites us to ponder our place in the cosmos and the nature of existence itself. Each star, a distant sun, with its own potential worlds, offers a perspective on the infinite complexity and beauty of the universe. It's a humbling and yet uplifting experience to gaze upon this celestial tapestry, realizing that despite the immensity of the cosmos, we have our own role to play in the grand scheme of things. The stars and planets, moving in their orbits, remind us of the order and harmony that can exist amidst what seems like chaos. They are, in many ways, like the virtues we strive to embody β constant, guiding lights in the moral firmament of our lives.
Do you want a pumpkin spice latte? I am heading to starbucks.
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The matrix was a documentary.
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I shaved my legs for this!