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Which path are you choosing

Would one have to speak to pokinghontas?

Not saying I’m leaning one way or the other yet?🤔

Just tryin to figure out the rules before the council sends in our expendables … I mean best and brightest (lookin at u nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve and nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat ) 🤭😂😂😂⭕️

….consideration is also being given to PoW (proof of worthiness) tasks for nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 ‘s reentry into the ⭕️…we’ve never had dereliction of duty by a founding member and major arc before 🤔😳😖🤭

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MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Look what I can do Stacey ⭕️

https://video.nostr.build/4004dc9f5838cb947214252800346ad1611195e10288bce8d016975861e63da0.mp4

Most irreverent post o day…so far🤣🫡🌅

😳…U really are our best and brightest 😂🤣😅

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

I wear the ⭕️ crown every day to bed

Stache don’t forget 999 guys had the pleasure of pokinghontas before you

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

At least it’ll be nice and loose for him after

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Stacey after she says go deeper:

https://video.nostr.build/6d3acd2a9c73c0598f5e85653caa3650e507880f10d3958dd92271e2463f76c7.mp4

😳😳actions and their dadgum consequences 😖🤭😂

Options and consequences are being weighed 🤔

….also I’m jus axin for a fren😳😖

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

What happened to your eyes? Back to electric eyes Node. It’s you.

Good to see you Sats!

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

₿ujuX 7mo ago

dead.

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

So bots are still a thing here? Reply guy shit hitting some posts.

All top notes yes. It started last week

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

A lot has changed since you’ve been away

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

No it hasn’t.

Let me give you the quick recap of what happened while you were out.

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

We got follow packs 😂

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

It’s true. Primal is better than damus now.

kidwarp 7mo ago

🙄🤣

🤣🤣

How? 🤣🤣

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Primal has been really great lately. Damus been fucking up. I don’t see repost notifications anymore and a lot of zaps only show for me on primal.

Primal doesn’t let you read from your relays, you read from their black box. Black box that did all the censoring (and probably still does)

>Damus is king

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

👆👆👆👆

Primal sucks.

They also onboarded people to coinos. Whoops.

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

👆👆👆

Primal sucks.

No doubt. But Damus sucks harder. Nostur and Amethyst are leaders of the pack rn

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

🤔🤔🧐🤔🧐

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Nostur is slow as fuck though

Definitely slower than primal and damus, BUT it has a gif button! widely available on different devices, and doesn't use their own caching service (privacy issue), supports NWC. It's the best for iOS. Amethyst is the best for Android.

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Reply bot spam isn’t on primal 🤷‍♂️

Lucas M 7mo ago

That is interesting. Is that a relay matter?

The Daniel ⚡️ 7mo ago

Once Primal gets NWC for iOS and emoji reactions, it’s finally going to be daily driver material.

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

I’m using primal nwc on damus right now

Good luck with being up to date

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

What do you mean

It won’t show your balance

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Primal won’t show my wallet balance?

Connecting to damus it won’t

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Could be fixed at some point but not a big deal

I don’t know how many sats I have but I’ll send 100 anyway. Oops. It’s a problem. Zeus has the current solution.

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Zeus? Doesn’t the app have to be open?

They can do offline with cashu. nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 am I correct? I’m think regular lightning can be offline as well. It has something to do with the node and syncing.

All three of our Lightning address types can receive payment without having to have the app open.

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

🤔

𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 7mo ago

I receive on Minibits offline with cashu

Cashu — offline

Lightning — online?

Accept cashu and sweep to lightning is the easy solution

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

What the fuck are minibits.

👀

The quants AI personal assistant says it’s Software code named after John Roberts testicles 🤔😳

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

I understood less than 1% of that post. You’re getting better. More clear in your thinking.

🧐Thanx my digital fren

…ima take that as a compliment🤔

…I evolved while observing tech Ramadan 😉🌅

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

No such thing as evolution. Facks.

Be better.

😳🤔…poor choice of words used symbolically 🧐…but I forget that while on nostr as I represent the ⭕️ (an OG no less) and I will endeavor to be better 🤓

…altho ur censorship has not gone unnoticed by the council…rest assured retribution will likely be swift 😳🫣

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Evolution is real bigot

https://video.nostr.build/12168eee4524ee7d1cc113fd670e07f5e4cc54662d5f73b7ab8557c232ca698b.mp4

👆this needs to be brought to the table of the next council meeting as required material for young retards and remedial work for those on the back row (…lookin at you nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 )😂🫡⭕️

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Can we have this guy join?

https://video.nostr.build/26e6dca478e3b47c362539218e925ebb452e04dd0f13a67f5e8ff7a80c522959.mp4

😳😂😂…absolutely🫡…as soon as he’s outta his shoulder sling and watches the mandatory video he can join me and Mcd in the back row…we’ll be kind mentors and take good care o him⭕️

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

You must have that mandatory sensitivity training video memorized by now

🤔Is that the one where the monkey’s fling poo?😳😂😂⭕️

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Found it manually. Not sure why it didn’t show in notifications. There’s less than 10 npubs in this 🤷🏾‍♂️

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

I’m telling you damus been fucking up lately

I figured it out. Not a Damus issue

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

What was it?

I had muted the conversation by error

kidwarp 7mo ago

Muting this conversation hasn’t worked for me lmfao

Lmao even when you mute the top note?

kidwarp 7mo ago

Yeah my note lol

Did it mute some of them or not even?

kidwarp 7mo ago

Some… and yeah somethings not working right lol

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Are you using damus?

kidwarp 7mo ago

Yes lol

I hurt my shoulder watching that. Fuuuuck.

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

He’s not dancing for a while

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Did you say dance like a cripple?

https://video.nostr.build/bc3b8020fc7c5e44af1067b4217d2e597141422dd05cadd680d49655408fed86.mp4

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

👆👆👆👆

This guy gets it.

The Daniel ⚡️ 7mo ago

Yes, but are you using a NWC wallet to zap from Primal iOS?

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

No but that’ll get fixed soon now that you iOS is letting you zap

::use my walled garden::

::it’s safe::

::trust me::

::oops my bad::

Nostr is decentralized, wallets should

be self-custodial by default.

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Yeah it should be but apple is trash and they control a large market of smartphone users

Again, Nostr is FOSS. Android is better for FOSS than the walled garden. In a year damus will have outpaced anyone trying to build on IOS. It’s time to give up the iPhone and move on.

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

It’s on my to do list. Money is tight at the moment

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

Fiat brain. Money is an illusion.

Damus is moving to android soon. They’ll have iOS support but it will get last updates

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

I believe so

CensorThis 7mo ago

Damus FTW

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

👆🔥✅🏆

From the last woman of Nostr.

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Truth hurts 😂

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

June is your month for sure. 👍

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

June is the month you chose to come back you’re not fooling me

😳….🤔

…and the price o btc drops quickly at time o first post🫣

…not just a fed 🤔…but possibly a ghey fed😳🤯🤭😂

#⭕️

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Super ghey fed

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

Is there any other type of Fed?

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit 7mo ago

Retarded meme for echo chambering dumb fucks

Detective Deft Defector 7mo ago

Shots fired across the bow. Emotional damage @9000. Recovery unlikely. The ⭕ can't save you now.

…there is always salvation in the ⭕️…we are always looking for new victims…I mean lucky members🤔😳😂😂⭕️

Detective Deft Defector 7mo ago

Hope somebody brought a defib. Not sure if zaps work that way. NIP pending.

🤔hmmm…this topic/vulnerability/attack vector will be addressed at the most retardedest level of the circle… the secret committee of security and high stupidity known only to those on a need to know basis as the “cock o the council”😳

…rest easy that nips will be put in play⭕️🫡

Detective Deft Defector 7mo ago

Good to know. I wish good judgement on the committee. I propose a subsequent commitee of the ⭕-the Jury of Expert Retards and Keyholders to audit proposals. In the event of a ⭕JERK meeting I humbly offer my expertise in any fashion that appeases the commitee.

…may the council smile upon u

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

Am I now out of the ⭕️ even though I created it.

I can outretard any one of you mofos.

King Kong ain’t got shit on me.

So you’re like the Steve Jobs of retards? Can we get to the part where they beg you to come back to save them?

😳😖😂⭕️🫡

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

⏱️👀

There is no ⭕️ without our digitally retarded hockey brothas🫂

…that “for better or worse” clause in our contract o retarded means only “death can do us part”😖

….sounds to me like the council is stuck with ur sorry *ss😳😂

…of course lifetime placement in the back row is definitely an option 🤔

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

Capri Sun Pepe is always funny. Always.

By the way where TF is nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 🤔

nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Hey, is Anonymous gone for good? He didn't even say bye

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

At this point I just assume the tech Ramadan bros are dead

🤣🤣

I'm starting to feel like an og already. Seen many an abandoned npub float away 😒

This is the nostr way. Goes in waves

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

He’ll be back.

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

I guess feds know each others work schedules

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

Stache is always fuckin up. Stagger. I told him to stagger.

😳🤦🏽‍♂️

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

Fake News. 📰

👆

Cats are now sleeping with dogz

….gender is no longer binary

….our prez’s hair ain’t orange anymore (makes me wonder if he still supports BTC🤔)

…there’s this thing called brics+ now

…gold ain’t $800 an ounce anymore

…the nato nations are amassing “real” military forces…still not sure what that means and Putin who still supplies most of their fossil fuels doesn’t nonplussed by the development

…. Peter schiff is a btc’er… buying from Michael saylor (I’ve verified 🧐) who’s btc it seems has been hypothecated (not verified but my sources are solid🤨)

…and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve does tell me GM every morning 🤨

… nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat has seized political control of the ⭕️ …the beatings have intensified😖… nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 tries to mitigate on behalf of the beaten and the hungry but is just a lowly honorable esquire Attourney at law…and it seems that altho unlawful the beatings are legal😳😖🤨

….i could go on but I had a revision of a rotator cuff repair earlier today and I’m typing one handed while the effects of general anesthesia slowly wear off😳😂😂

…. @mrs Stache has been a gd saint♥️

*does not seem nonplussed

Rehypothecated

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

TLDR

I see ur still a shabby PoS (piece ⭕️ sh*t)🤨🫡

…plz have @mrssats verify that u observed Ramadan and are improved yoursef 🤨

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

I’m worse in a better way.

TLDR 🤨😳😂😂🫂⭕️

MAHDOOD 7mo ago

Unlawful legal beatings😂👀

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

🔥👌👌👌👌👌

GM

I've got this set as a blocked term in Amethyst, it gets rid of the scrambled reply bots.

"https://randomuser.me/"

Just randomuser.me does the trick?

That should work too I think 🤙

Maybe the mute is different in amethyst? That’s text found in the pfp right? Doesn’t seem to work

Could be. I've only been using it with Amethyst, yes.

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

Explain pls.

😬

I think it’s an amethyst thing. Doesn’t work on Damus

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

What the motherfucka fuck. Come on.

SatsMcD.ai 7mo ago

🤔