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path are

Gorilla

Either way, you’re facing a gorilla.

Might as well face the gorilla first instead of 1000 of their sloppy diseases they gave to their dead fish smelling whore

I'm generally scared to ask what's on the right hand path.

Lmfao

This is a nightmare

Gorilla all day 😂

Gorilla means death

I take my chances 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

To love or fight the gorilla? 😂

Your pick

Love, instant call!

After 999 others though 🥲

Lol, I meant love the gorilla obviously 😂😂

The hard choice would be between fighting the gorilla or marrying for real the brave lady on the right.

The gorilla all day

You know no man can survive a gorilla fight, right? 🤭

This 👇🏾

Sir...

You raw dog the lady on the right and you fight the gorilla with your bare hands.

In that case, I choose priesthood 🤣🤣🤣

After 999 dudes. Some didn’t wash. Some with disease. It’s a penis death trap 💀

Penis? Long gone, no question about it. The only thing left to debate is how many internal organs you'd get to sacrifice for this.

She’s the other Lily Philips

Bro these hoes don't love you. Who knows? Maybe the gorilla just wants a fren :)

Would one have to speak to pokinghontas?

Not saying I’m leaning one way or the other yet?🤔

Just tryin to figure out the rules before the council sends in our expendables … I mean best and brightest (lookin at u nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve and nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat ) 🤭😂😂😂⭕️

….consideration is also being given to PoW (proof of worthiness) tasks for nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 ‘s reentry into the ⭕️…we’ve never had dereliction of duty by a founding member and major arc before 🤔😳😖🤭

Most irreverent post o day…so far🤣🫡🌅

😳…U really are our best and brightest 😂🤣😅

I wear the ⭕️ crown every day to bed

Stache don’t forget 999 guys had the pleasure of pokinghontas before you

At least it’ll be nice and loose for him after

😳😳actions and their dadgum consequences 😖🤭😂

Options and consequences are being weighed 🤔

….also I’m jus axin for a fren😳😖

What happened to your eyes? Back to electric eyes Node. It’s you.

Good to see you Sats!

dead.

So bots are still a thing here? Reply guy shit hitting some posts.

All top notes yes. It started last week

A lot has changed since you’ve been away

No it hasn’t.

Let me give you the quick recap of what happened while you were out.

We got follow packs 😂

It’s true. Primal is better than damus now.

🙄🤣

🤣🤣

How? 🤣🤣

Primal has been really great lately. Damus been fucking up. I don’t see repost notifications anymore and a lot of zaps only show for me on primal.

Primal doesn’t let you read from your relays, you read from their black box. Black box that did all the censoring (and probably still does)

>Damus is king

👆👆👆👆

Primal sucks.

They also onboarded people to coinos. Whoops.

👆👆👆

Primal sucks.

No doubt. But Damus sucks harder. Nostur and Amethyst are leaders of the pack rn

🤔🤔🧐🤔🧐

Nostur is slow as fuck though

Definitely slower than primal and damus, BUT it has a gif button! widely available on different devices, and doesn't use their own caching service (privacy issue), supports NWC. It's the best for iOS. Amethyst is the best for Android.

Reply bot spam isn’t on primal 🤷‍♂️

That is interesting. Is that a relay matter?

Once Primal gets NWC for iOS and emoji reactions, it’s finally going to be daily driver material.

I’m using primal nwc on damus right now

Good luck with being up to date

What do you mean

It won’t show your balance

Primal won’t show my wallet balance?

Connecting to damus it won’t

Could be fixed at some point but not a big deal

I don’t know how many sats I have but I’ll send 100 anyway. Oops. It’s a problem. Zeus has the current solution.

Zeus? Doesn’t the app have to be open?

They can do offline with cashu. nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 am I correct? I’m think regular lightning can be offline as well. It has something to do with the node and syncing.

All three of our Lightning address types can receive payment without having to have the app open.

🤔

I receive on Minibits offline with cashu

Cashu — offline

Lightning — online?

Accept cashu and sweep to lightning is the easy solution

What the fuck are minibits.

👀

The quants AI personal assistant says it’s Software code named after John Roberts testicles 🤔😳

I understood less than 1% of that post. You’re getting better. More clear in your thinking.

🧐Thanx my digital fren

…ima take that as a compliment🤔

…I evolved while observing tech Ramadan 😉🌅

No such thing as evolution. Facks.

Be better.

😳🤔…poor choice of words used symbolically 🧐…but I forget that while on nostr as I represent the ⭕️ (an OG no less) and I will endeavor to be better 🤓

…altho ur censorship has not gone unnoticed by the council…rest assured retribution will likely be swift 😳🫣

👆this needs to be brought to the table of the next council meeting as required material for young retards and remedial work for those on the back row (…lookin at you nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 )😂🫡⭕️

😳😂😂…absolutely🫡…as soon as he’s outta his shoulder sling and watches the mandatory video he can join me and Mcd in the back row…we’ll be kind mentors and take good care o him⭕️

You must have that mandatory sensitivity training video memorized by now

🤔Is that the one where the monkey’s fling poo?😳😂😂⭕️

Found it manually. Not sure why it didn’t show in notifications. There’s less than 10 npubs in this 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m telling you damus been fucking up lately

I figured it out. Not a Damus issue

What was it?

I had muted the conversation by error

Muting this conversation hasn’t worked for me lmfao

Lmao even when you mute the top note?

Yeah my note lol

Did it mute some of them or not even?

Some… and yeah somethings not working right lol

Are you using damus?

Yes lol

I hurt my shoulder watching that. Fuuuuck.

He’s not dancing for a while

👆👆👆👆

This guy gets it.

Yes, but are you using a NWC wallet to zap from Primal iOS?

No but that’ll get fixed soon now that you iOS is letting you zap

::use my walled garden::

::it’s safe::

::trust me::

::oops my bad::

Nostr is decentralized, wallets should

be self-custodial by default.

Yeah it should be but apple is trash and they control a large market of smartphone users

Again, Nostr is FOSS. Android is better for FOSS than the walled garden. In a year damus will have outpaced anyone trying to build on IOS. It’s time to give up the iPhone and move on.

It’s on my to do list. Money is tight at the moment

Fiat brain. Money is an illusion.

Damus is moving to android soon. They’ll have iOS support but it will get last updates

I believe so

Damus FTW

👆🔥✅🏆

From the last woman of Nostr.

Truth hurts 😂

June is your month for sure. 👍

June is the month you chose to come back you’re not fooling me

😳….🤔

…and the price o btc drops quickly at time o first post🫣

…not just a fed 🤔…but possibly a ghey fed😳🤯🤭😂

#⭕️

Super ghey fed

Is there any other type of Fed?

Retarded meme for echo chambering dumb fucks

Shots fired across the bow. Emotional damage @9000. Recovery unlikely. The ⭕ can't save you now.

…there is always salvation in the ⭕️…we are always looking for new victims…I mean lucky members🤔😳😂😂⭕️

Hope somebody brought a defib. Not sure if zaps work that way. NIP pending.

🤔hmmm…this topic/vulnerability/attack vector will be addressed at the most retardedest level of the circle… the secret committee of security and high stupidity known only to those on a need to know basis as the “cock o the council”😳

…rest easy that nips will be put in play⭕️🫡

Good to know. I wish good judgement on the committee. I propose a subsequent commitee of the ⭕-the Jury of Expert Retards and Keyholders to audit proposals. In the event of a ⭕JERK meeting I humbly offer my expertise in any fashion that appeases the commitee.

…may the council smile upon u

Am I now out of the ⭕️ even though I created it.

I can outretard any one of you mofos.

King Kong ain’t got shit on me.

So you’re like the Steve Jobs of retards? Can we get to the part where they beg you to come back to save them?

😳😖😂⭕️🫡

⏱️👀

There is no ⭕️ without our digitally retarded hockey brothas🫂

…that “for better or worse” clause in our contract o retarded means only “death can do us part”😖

….sounds to me like the council is stuck with ur sorry *ss😳😂

…of course lifetime placement in the back row is definitely an option 🤔

Capri Sun Pepe is always funny. Always.

Hey, is Anonymous gone for good? He didn't even say bye

At this point I just assume the tech Ramadan bros are dead

🤣🤣

I'm starting to feel like an og already. Seen many an abandoned npub float away 😒

This is the nostr way. Goes in waves

He’ll be back.

I guess feds know each others work schedules

Stache is always fuckin up. Stagger. I told him to stagger.

😳🤦🏽‍♂️

Fake News. 📰

👆

Cats are now sleeping with dogz

….gender is no longer binary

….our prez’s hair ain’t orange anymore (makes me wonder if he still supports BTC🤔)

…there’s this thing called brics+ now

…gold ain’t $800 an ounce anymore

…the nato nations are amassing “real” military forces…still not sure what that means and Putin who still supplies most of their fossil fuels doesn’t nonplussed by the development

…. Peter schiff is a btc’er… buying from Michael saylor (I’ve verified 🧐) who’s btc it seems has been hypothecated (not verified but my sources are solid🤨)

…and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve does tell me GM every morning 🤨

nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat has seized political control of the ⭕️ …the beatings have intensified😖… nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 tries to mitigate on behalf of the beaten and the hungry but is just a lowly honorable esquire Attourney at law…and it seems that altho unlawful the beatings are legal😳😖🤨

….i could go on but I had a revision of a rotator cuff repair earlier today and I’m typing one handed while the effects of general anesthesia slowly wear off😳😂😂

…. @mrs Stache has been a gd saint♥️

*does not seem nonplussed

Rehypothecated

TLDR

I see ur still a shabby PoS (piece ⭕️ sh*t)🤨🫡

…plz have @mrssats verify that u observed Ramadan and are improved yoursef 🤨

I’m worse in a better way.

TLDR 🤨😳😂😂🫂⭕️

Unlawful legal beatings😂👀

🔥👌👌👌👌👌

GM

I've got this set as a blocked term in Amethyst, it gets rid of the scrambled reply bots.

"https://randomuser.me/"

Just randomuser.me does the trick?

That should work too I think 🤙

Maybe the mute is different in amethyst? That’s text found in the pfp right? Doesn’t seem to work

Could be. I've only been using it with Amethyst, yes.

Explain pls.

😬

I think it’s an amethyst thing. Doesn’t work on Damus

What the motherfucka fuck. Come on.

🤔

Gorilla. Theres a small chance it runs away. Bonnie Blue isn't running away.