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The moral of the story, like the moral of most stories ever told, is that you can't really go wrong with a big giant cookie.

That’s basically it 😂 I just don’t wanna admit it

Truth. Cookies never lead you astray.

😂I think he used a cane

Catching up to you!

Heeellll yeah buddy 🏃

Wtf did I just watch 🤣

A confessional 😂🫂

Welcome to nostr.

Bread has absolutely no business being near a desert menu. The only time bread is required is when you're having a sandwich or a cheese on toast!

I only learn by mistakes 😂

I'm glad to see you're back shitposting 👍

It’s what I do best 😂

Literally.

I’m all cleared out 😂

I hope you have a bidet. If not. What are you doing with your life.

I have a stupid attachment. My goal is to purchase a full unit one day

Your aashole will thank you.

Ugh I want the one that heats and dries it like a butthole car wash

Thats my jam. Nothing better than a warm seat in the morning. The blow dryer is a bit unnecessary but it's nice.

Wait…do YOU have the full unit????

Hell yes. My butt hole has never been happier.

Bread pudding is amazing. My brother makes a mean Bread Pudding ❤❤❤❤

It was fucking delicious

My brother's has never made me shit my bodyweight though

I would say, “let me get the recipe”, but I already know I can’t pull that shit off😂 I’m a beginner in the kitchen

Can I just say, I hope you call him Puzzles 🧩 IRL. That would be an awesome nickname.

Sometimes I do, but that’s because I get very confused. He also calls me Noshole in real life a lot

I’d order the bread pudding too.

See? It’s a perfectly normal thing to order 😂🫂

I pity the fool without bread putting 🫡

thank you for sharing

You’re welcome. I am COMMITTED to the other stuff

The content we need and deserve.

I love bread pudding, it's never given me the shits though 🤣. It's very rich, could be why the toilet drama but giant cookies are boring 🤷‍♀️

I don't know what I would've done without that information, so: thank you 🫂

I really wanted you to know 🫂

CLOGGED THAT BXCH! Hahaha 😂

Hope yall feel better!

😂😂thank you. I got it out

Here is a new Legendary Meme made just for you Noshole.

Sometimes the tastiest things in life have a price. Then when you really stop to think about it, the explosive asshole is so fucking worth it. Knowing you'd do it all over again for just one more delicious bite.

GN

This is so fucking funny!! I laughed out loud! 🤣 #breadpudding

Still worth it 😂

You're hilarious! 🤣