Bird law is slightly different than vulva law, but yes as nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx is an esteemed member of the vulva council, she may speak on your behalf
I call upon the professional services of nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx
I am an innocent man please defend me and restore my honor
Discussion
I fucking love that you got this reference ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ
Bird law literally inspired vulva law ๐๐๐ซ
Everything goes back to itโs always sunny
Itโs always sunny is brilliant ๐๐ฅ Charlie is very wise
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Omg I didnโt know you watched sunny. Be my nostr girlfriend Iโll write you more poems
๐๐ซ๐ซ yeah itโs one of my favourite tv shows.
That was a wonderful poem you wrote ๐ซ are you sure you want that? I am a firm believer in The D.E.N.N.I.S system
I accept the terms and will use the DENNIS system on you but without the S๐ซก
I call upon members of the โญ๏ธ to celebrate my getting a nostr gf nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 nostr:npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas nostr:npub1pefpytg7h9wdmza97evpta73eyf94rq5mq5cn6h992eknm4xcljqq2tv2p nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy nostr:npub1zzmxvr9sw49lhzfx236aweurt8h5tmzjw7x3gfsazlgd8j64ql0sexw5wy
Special thanks to nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 for attempting to sabotage me and unintentionally getting me a nostr gf instead ๐
https://video.nostr.build/e8ac20b5cec060c8e38ecb8fbac92baebd5c973eda2dd1d7af36af818f3d8112.mp4
Letโs not forget our newest member nostr:npub19ffdhs6jgzedgpm58m6nq3a4s92zth0dx7vtwy9fkl9m9rp2w96svcqm5p
DENNIS without the S is just DENNI. First date at a Denny's confirmed.
Dennyโs after a night of dancing is so romantic ngl
I've never been to a Denny's tbh I only know the joke about waking up in their parking lot after a rager.
Wait a second. Is that the "dancing" part?
Itโs the only restaurant youโll find open late at night while drunk af. The food isnโt good but itโs food and youโre not complaining when youโre hammered.
For me it was steak and shake. I guess it was just nearby.
And one time it was a tiny ass pizza place.
I thought it was IHOP or they are pretty much the same? Open 24 hours?
I donโt think ihop is 24 hours
Congratulations nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat. @stache was a brilliant wingman. +2 food rations for chivalry. His generation was raised differently. Respec'!
Donโt encourage him I was almost deleted from existence by the vulva council ๐
You know that โญ has no stop button or fail safe. Worst case scenario you'll do a Phoenix thing. The council has reasonable faith in you.
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Do we take those rations from McD? Usually we transfer from Stache to Mahdood. But since they both did a good jobโฆ ๐คญ
Think sats is still fasting, so he shouldnโt mind
Not only fasting but deep meditating. Be the puck kind of thing. Stick and skates also.
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The puck in front of him is paramount to the meditation success ๐คญ
Heโs probably out there somewhere, doing โleg dayโ like a maniac to pump the price for us all ๐ซก ๐ฆต ๐
Sats? Leg day? Weโre not talking about the same toxic maxi ๐คญ
Mcd does not do leg day ๐๐
Heโs a soft hockey player.
Hockey players do have other talents though
Itโs odd because the usually do leg day. I donโt understand why our boy is soft like that
Heโs built like this
The pants all pulled up
Just opened this retarded hellthread๐ณ๐๐๐คโญ๏ธ
1)ur welcome nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat โฆjus cuz u found a gf doesnโt make u not ghey๐ค๐ณ๐คญ
2) nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx u 2 are hilarious and have represented ur council and vulvas in general wellโฆextra diaphragms for every one๐ซก
3)why was I not notified that this was to be roast nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 day?๐คจ๐ณ๐๐๐โฆthatโs good stuffโฆitโs gotta be killin himโฆu know that adhd MF is lurking on nostr in between 15-20 sec episodes of โintense meditationโ โฆ๐ค๐คญthat puck can keep him focused for just so long๐๐ 
Just cause you found a girlfriend doesnโt make you not gay๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐ญ
Chicks are for fags โญ
Are you disrespecting me on the day I get a gf? Do you know who youโre fucking with right now? Your body will be at the bottom of a river after Iโm done with you ๐ค
๐ณ๐ค๐คญ๐ซก 
We have our first ever coming out of the closet party in the โญ๏ธ. So proud of you Stacey ๐ ๐
๐ค๐ณOh no u donโt!!
That was in reference to u my digital fren๐ซก
I think that was intuitively obvious to the straight folk in the room๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ซ 
Iโm the one with the gf here last I checked you forgot to take your meds๐
Last I heard nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx has not changed her status on FB๐ค๐คญ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ซกโญ๏ธ
FB is lame ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ฝ
๐best fucking gf ever
Srry to break ur โค๏ธ Romeo ๐คญ๐๐โค๏ธ๐ซโญ๏ธ 
You posted the same note twice. Come on letโs get you to bed already. 
That was a โIโm sorry you still hang out on FB ๐ฌโ zap ๐ซ
Never been on any social media except nostrโฆI only got on nostr to support foss social media cuz btc๐ณ๐คญโฆmy kids have to text me grandbaby pics ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
โฆI may be retarded but Iโm a principled retard ๐ซกโญ๏ธ 
Princetard
Well except for the sponge bath crew๐ค๐คญ๐๐โญ๏ธ
I was only teasing I promise ๐๐ฝ๐ฅน
I respect your principles ๐ซ
Iโll shall leave you gentleman to talk of your circle group ๐ซ
๐ซกโค๏ธโญ๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ
Ur always welcome in the โญ๏ธ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx
nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat look at what weโve done to this obviously very nice person๐คโฆa rare bright spot in the โญ๏ธ has fled๐ง โฆthe council is liable to be nonplussed ๐ค๐ณ
Iโve already made contact with them (the council) and explained u were still coming to terms with ๐ค โฆu know the ghey thing (not that thereโs anything wrong with that) and in the spirit of kindness I was willing to accept nearly 1/2 the blame๐ซก๐
Thank you, very kind โบ๏ธ๐ซ
Aw noo, I promise Iโm just sleepy, Iโm off to read and sleep ๐ซ
GN then and pleasant dreams
โฆu bring good vibes to the โญ๏ธโฆand God knows we can use them๐ณ๐๐๐ซก๐ซ
๐ซ๐๐ฝ
GM from the โญ๏ธ nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx my fren!!! ๐ซ๐
Wait a min nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 โฆ
You really never used anything before nostr?
Tru this๐๐
NEVER!!!๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธโฆIโm not posing as a technical retardโฆI really am technically retarded๐ณ๐๐๐๐๐ซกโญ๏ธ
Legend!
Thatโs kind of amazing. I donโt think my mind could have adjusted if this were my first encounter with โฆ whatever this is, out the gate
Legend has it he never adopted digital currency until bitcoin came along in 2009 ๐ ๐ค
๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ fake newsโฆ I have a credit card and a debit card๐คจโฆdonโt use the debit card but Iโve got it๐คญ..only right checks to buy vehiclesโฆand only direct deposit and direct draft because my office manager threatened to kick my ass if I didnโt (and sheโs scarier than nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 on a โญ๏ธ thread๐ณ)โฆalso pay for almost everything in cash except fuel๐๐ โฆand unfortunately I didnโt dive into BTC til June 2022๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
I drink too muchโฆdonโt smoke and havenโt used weed since I was a teenagerโฆand now the doxing is done ๐คจ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃโญ๏ธ
Itโs been a bit of a whirlwind๐ณ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ซโญ๏ธ
Ur the best sista๐๐ซก๐ซโญ๏ธ
Node's working overtime here ๐๐คฃ
When the tongue is out, overtime is happening ๐
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You are a veritable wellspring of perfect pepe gifs.
The Pepes must flow
sounds like good things happened in my absence
Congrats everyone โญ
If nostr is bein data mined this mighta been a good day to miss๐ณ๐คญ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ซกโญ๏ธ
I don't know what this means, can I still stand here?
Imagine the AI trained on โญ data
โญNet
โญ๏ธ๐ค 
I feel weird touching like this
This better?
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Only if you look at me like that
Congratulations MAHDOOD! The โญ๏ธ is very happy for you!
https://video.nostr.build/73a80832712501353195c55b3854e415e83bd23c791aef77d7230a89ba759fd7.mp4
Look look weโre both civil people. We donโt need a messy lawsuit on our hands. Letโs just let bygones be bygones. Stache is really the bad guy here. Please take this joint as an offer of friendship.
The council has accepted your offer and your name will be removed today. If you have future offenses, youโre probational period will be extended to 1 year as we have a strict 2 strikes youโre out policy since we do not understand baseball
We did it! As a gesture of good will, the โญ๏ธ grants nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz a lifetime membership to the โญ๏ธ
๐ซก โญ ๐ซ
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These are excellent nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks ๐๐
Welcome Nโญshโญle
Sats is gonna be pissed when he gets back and realised females are part of the โญ ๐
Nah, he'll be fine with it.
โญ๏ธh shit! Always sunny generatโญ๏ธr!
nostr:npub19vem9txx6xl9j2dx0pm2g76g8grsccguq5lsfz8l8u0yek5lynzshkgqpq should have been a โญ๏ธ member from the start in my opinion. The meme game and retardation with this one are too high to be ignored.
#YESTR
I accept this high honor in gratitude 
You are now โญ๏ธ โฟold ๐ช
List updated!
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Please check the accuracy of it, I may have missed someone
Honorary member jack?! It's according to the WoT score in Coracle. ๐
Maybe his notes need more โญ in the comments๐ค๐
Yes ๐
"How I got muted by Jack"
Play the sunny theme
When ringtones were popular and I just rooted my first iPhone, that was the theme that I had playing on my phone.
I donโt remember my first ringtone but at one point I had the power rangers wrist communicator beep as my text tone ๐
I remember having the ringtone from 24 as my ringtone on one of my first phones. I thought it was so cool ๐
LOVED that show ๐คฃ
It was so over the top. So much fun ๐
Copy that.
He had the most outrageous lines
โThe only reason that youโre conscious right now is because I donโt want to carry you.โ ๐
It was the cougar scene in season 1 that was so awesomely bad. You could get a dose of cheese and pure fantasy in addition to action scenes ๐ and Ninaโฆ omg ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ best/worst villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ
The first season was so good. After that it was just trash lol
Season 1 was amazing. After its just over the top constantly. I enjoyed some of it
Im gonna look it up on torrents ๐
When the Gang got smarter by using bots... nostr:nprofile1qydhwumn8ghj76rpwejkutnrv9k8vcfwv3jhvtmfde3x77qpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0qy2hwumn8ghj7am0deejucmpd3mxztnyv4mz7qpqqsx3vg4yycnz8g3pckgh4jcn58gsffdh3t59jky92mrt0pj534asukg9u4
Holy shit you are goated lmao
When the โญ shows up inn an innocent npub's note, this npub has no chance
https://video.nostr.build/666f4a8bea6cb052596a9fe25c377698c1700792567213ebada94aa64d4b10c8.mp4
I assumed he already was โญ
Excellent. Letโs make it official: lifetime โญ๏ธ membership for nostr:npub19vem9txx6xl9j2dx0pm2g76g8grsccguq5lsfz8l8u0yek5lynzshkgqpq as well. I will write it down so we donโt forget.
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 and nostr:npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm are witnesses
The โญ๏ธ will celebrate freedom tonight
https://video.nostr.build/7255b0961777df31536ba8bd1af8103ebd836625417384d2047453a74a69654e.mp4