The year is 2025. The month is September.
Civilization rests on you.
But you’re ready.
Your grass fed steaks from nostr:nprofile1qqsdc5c2cwyewwds3qn7nyquyhxvpze40kp5w5e2wev57n0hrwaerzgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3exjmpwvdsk6qg5waehxw309ahx7um5wfex2mrp0yh8w6twpefar5 were seasoned last night with a Vera sea salt, thanks to a “worthTheSats” hat tip from nostr:nprofile1qqsr26r4lltjnvrwadxp67ns58m4qpzaqemhf5sup7hlujhjh7t296qppamhxue69uhkumewwd68ytnrwgqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshspq5nhe. These were made for a 8 minute bath in some nostr:nprofile1qqsfnnh6v3dspqtnwv3e46aed5k3nypyfx2wtet92ekg9szt3hr9k4qp8pmhxue69uhkc6t8dp6xu6twvuhxyetwvd5x7erjdanxvtnrdakj7mn0wd68ycmvd9jkuap0v9cxjtmkxyhhyetvv9usz8nhwden5te0dehhxarj95crxtnydaexzenpvd6x7une9ehhyecj4jdzt.
Your committed counterpart gets that look of intrigue. Not yet curious. Not yet salacious. Just intrigue.
For now.
They notice your nostr:nprofile1qqsppdnxpjc82jlm3yn9gawhv7p4nm69a3f80rg5ycw305xned2s0hcpz3mhxue69uhkzmr8duh82arcduhx7mn99uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshsky3lp8 unscented scent and a perfectly tapered nostr:nprofile1qqsytlge2h6epk58c87jakue69aveu34aslt7zh7r5esdt0yy6fud6gl4heu5 chambray with a one of kind medallion from nostr:nprofile1qqsfkmv4ka4qzxg6f3mcrptgrmtl808d9ll63eq4zmk8sfqtyyegtagprpmhxw309akk7mnpvshx5c34x5hxxmmd8gurqwpsqyg8wue69uhh2mtzwfjkcw358q6rssr80qt. You mention that Christmas shopping is already done thanks to nostr:nprofile1qqsfmys8030rttmk77cumprnsqqt0whmg0fqkz3xcx8798ag8rf8z3spzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduc67z7k. Curiosity has entered the room. You slip your Graphene Phones in a nostr:nprofile1qqswmq977r6f86cdhzp7mpgde9wa65ukxq5c5pppnw6l039c5h2u0asprpmhxw309ucnjdpwxyun2t3jxgezudph8g6rsdpcqywhwue69uhk7ang9ec8ymm8wdjhyan9wgh8x6t5v5argwp58q3944gs faraday bag and blurt out, “not today Moloch (Palantir)”while you open some award winning Pinot from nostr:nprofile1qqs2gndun24r2utk5l20tscsdprw5zttvm0qk58w8xhl2ja2kmzt7jcpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33x5ehsmt90q6ry7p5vd5xge3hx5mksupnwym857rpvaukk6m9dvmhqer8wa6hwepsxu6rjd35v34hj6rp89ensvnj096ns0mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qg7waehxw309ahx7um5wgkkgetk9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2ap05npa2h. HODL me by Fleetwood Mac plays on vinyl from BTCCraftsman
Salaciosuness switches into first gear when the mood all starts to make sense. Creatine packs are spotted as is an increased libido from non polyester merino shorts all thanks to nostr:nprofile1qqsznrd3fwyguj7zyxawr0wy03u8frc57xefd0ju2eqcgfdnjjq55lspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqyamdgc
Your neighbor's wife's husband and husband's boyfriend come over to see what the ruckus has been about for the last 8 minutes with the lights on. Their knock is under the guise of a question about XRP staking. You hand them an nostr:nprofile1qqswp94gnm4epqsgjkndl4lnd8krzdj5u4mzuppdtxksdymkty63g7gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqw3z3ce bar for the walk to the study. Their feet cant help but to noice your beautiful nostr:nprofile1qqsp4a2f2kfkh6qyl9gpqer75kk6t3mz0mwlqu6207qnhwswx8hdjcqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mz7tct2gl rug you hand them a beautiful leather bound book from nostr:nprofile1qqsx845ex2wm3cu9d8e93xm282nmpu33emyr5aufu20s5wt8sx7h6usppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctv9uafthxe on the honor in seppuku. They sense no way out of embarrassment but you kindly show them how to zapsnag everything they need on nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsrrnrxl.
Their hearts are yours.
You share some HODL Butter shakes and turn on nostr:nprofile1qqsx2wyjt6lmvc05rrvv05r5hm3w3t7h0pcpmkyswrpd4ymd2u09tscpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33wc6h2enedq6xc6m9wdkxw7rcvd3kceecvccxs7np0f5xzaehwfehy6rkvech27r6d5exv6ekx33nwvngwpengdtwxpmr20mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qguwaehxw309ahx7um5wgknqvfwvfhkcapwda38xetjwejhyy87u5r to hear Bitcoin is time by nostr:nprofile1qqsxu35yyt0mwjjh8pcz4zprhxegz69t4wr9t74vk6zne58wzh0waycpz3mhxw309ucnydewxqhrqt338g6rsd3e9uq5gamn8ghj77tvwpc8g6fhv3uxkcm3w4nx2drtxfmngurrxfmrxdmhwe3hsumkv5mk5mmv0fhxjut3vdj8j6tkw9c8zmr9xdkxjepwdahxjmmw9uhazftv read by Guy Swan.
You and your neighbor both created septuplets that night. You saved the world and re-righted the population decline all thanks to the Bitcoin Circular Economy.
All that's left for you now is to enjoy nostr:nprofile1qqsqkaay6mxplgv3f9z0ep0rq4w8jrte3rvcm43xd2cgehsjevglmdcqewx80's new logo.
